Riaz Malik Hajjaji Archive

“The Taliban are coming”, sings this young boy from a Deobandi madrassa in Punjab – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: “The Taliban are coming, the Taliban are coming”, sings this young boy from a Deobandi madrassa in Daska, a small town, less than 100 Kilometers from Lahore, Punjab. The tone is triumphalist with explicit warnings to Sunni Barelvis, Shias,
Dial “D” for Deobandi – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: In his most recent interview, we have reached a curious moment when Zaid Hamid is more explicit and clear in his condemnation of the Taliban than our Good Liberals. Actually, when Sunni Barelvis like Zaid Hamid and Sahibzada Hamid
I protest the unfair US sanctions on Malik Ishaq Deobandi and LeJ – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: On behalf of all pro-Taliban Deobandis and pro-establishment good liberals, I protest the unfair US sanctions on Malik Ishaq Deobandi and the LeJ. But our Deobandi Mujahideen are already five steps ahead of the US Terrorist Banning Committee. First,
My salute to Deobandi 4 plus 3, all-star team negotiating with the Taliban – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: Hajjaji sends his Yazeedi salaam to the Deobandi 4 plus 3, all-star team negotiating with the Taliban. To these lovers of Hazrat Yazeed Bin Muawiya, I hope you are successful in getting Mummy Daddy Burger Insaafians to don Burqa!
Top 10 reasons why Baloch missing persons and mass graves recieved little media attention – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: In the last month, Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj has dealt a major blow to Iranian Shia Rafidi and Indian RAW agents in Balochistan. In addition to the Jihad against Iranian Shia Rafidi pilgrims bus in Mastung, two mass graves
Taliban Bromance in the Time of Liberal Diarrhea – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Good “Jinnah” Liberals Dig Comrade Sharifa aka Nawaz Sharif and are working hard to portray the Right-wing Pro- Taliban Sipah Sahaba PML N as “anti-establishment”. Good “Jinnah” Liberals ditched the PPP after it looked like it was going to
I request all Ghairatmands and Good Liberals to unite against Apartheid by one French Connoisseur – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Please, please Celebrate the Union of Good Liberals and Good Ghairatmands (like Maya Khan) who worked together to ban French Bistro in Islamabad Diplomatic Enclave. This act, of taking on Non-Taliban Foreigners based in Islamabad’s Diplomatic enclave, required tremendous
I salute Good Taliban and Good Liberals on their jihad against Ashura and Milad – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: Maulana Ludhianvi and Pakistan’s Good Liberals (especially Haider Shah  or Abdul Khaliq Hazara) don’t want Shias, Sunnis and Hindus to take out processions for Karbala Rebels and Holy Prophet. Bad Liberals: But wasn’t Nasir Abbas killed after coming out of
Taliban are being shifted from Waziristan to Hangu and Gilgit-Baltistan – by Syed Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: Taliban are being shifted from Waziristan to Hangu and Gilgit-Baltistan. This way, Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj can literally kill two birds with one stone. These areas are launching pads for gaining strategic death, oops, depth into India and Afghanistan
Hate blog LUBP rocketing up the rankings – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: Lately I have been getting burned – metaphorically that is. It burns me to see that the shameless trolls lead by Pied Piper Ali Abbas Taj have become so popular. This Pro Ahmadi-Shia-Barelvi-Sufi-Christain-Women-Baloch-Hindu-Pashtun-LGBT Rights Hate Blog LUBP is rocketing up
Unabated massacre of Sunni, Shia, Christians, Ahmadis by Takfiri Deobandis – by Syed Riaz Malik Hajjaji: “‪#‎ShiaGenocide‬ continues as usual This week in Karachi alone 2 friends Guru Mandir 2 Maskan Chowrangi 2 NED university 1 Singer Chowrangi 1 KBR Bufferzone Maulana Deedar Ali Jalbani and guard Hassan shot dead today LEAs in Pakistan are
Goodbye, Chief Justice Abu Arsalan – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: Editors note: Chief Justice will sorely be missed. Syed Hajjaji is unnecessarily worried about Abual Arsalan, both father and son will be accomodated in the Islamic Emirate of Waziristan. Farwell chant for the chief: Chief teray jaan-nisar, Khudkush bambaar
Religious Processions and Honda Civic Society – by Syed Riaz Al Malik Hajjaji:   Ali Taj : Once a wolf entered a village an created havoc. The village elders ordered preparation of a very, very large cage. When the cage was ready, all the villagers were invited to attend its inauguration. Expecting that now
While you fools are remembering rebellion at Karbala! – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji:     While you fools are remembering the rebellion at Karbala which was sucessfully put down by Caliph Yazeed ibn Muawiya, why are you ignoring the other martyrdom. I am ofcourse referring to Comrade Hakeemullah who was roughing it
Pakistan’s Good Liberals and Good Media Love Good Taliban – by Syed Riaz Al Malik Hajjaji: “The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan was shocked at the news that Hakimullah Mehsud was martyred in a cowardly US drone attack,” the Afghan Taliban said in a formal reaction to the incident. “The Emirate strongly condemns the American terrorist attack
Only registered Majalis and Muharram processions will be allowed: A Facebook discussion: C1 : Only Registered Majalis And Muharram Processions Will Be Allowed Govt. Just Like the Registered Terrorists Are Allowed to Massacre Shias. C2 : Get registered so that Rana Sanaullah can forward the list to his friends so that security arrangement can
Pyaar for Waar: An ISPR production – by Syed Riaz Malik Hajjaji: After producing such monumental hits like “International Gorillay” our cinema certainly deserves all the funds that ISPR can spare. I was at a séance the other day and Marlon Brando said that he thinks Shaan Shahid is a way
CIA agent Mandy Patinkin aka Malala Yousafzai – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: LUBP continues its campaign against Ghairat. LUBP liberal fascists led by Pied Piper Ali Abbas Taj continue to back Polish CIA agent Mandy Patinkin aka Malala Yousafzai. This Malala has disgraced the honor of our Chechan, Uzbek and Arab
Riaz al-Malik Hajjaji’s views about the Saudi Salafi fatwa on destruction of all churches: Hujjaji worried at the Growing alliance between Mushriks (Barelvi/Sufi Sunnis), Rafzis (Shias), Nasara (Christain) and Qadian (Ahmadi). O Hear Ye you ghairatmands, yesterday Pakistan’s most popular Shia portal, Shia Killing Media published several posts in solidarity the the Church
Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji confused: “shia sunni conflict or sectarian war” used to obfuscate the Salafi identity of Al Qaeda: Hajjaji is getting more and more confused. I was so grateful to intellectual uncles and Aunty who post on Facebook and who were taking a stand against Assad regime while mantaining that they were neutral and while keeping the
Letter to Uncle Sam: Hajjaji Congrats on your Union with ISI and Al Qaeda – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Hear Ye Hear Ye The Ghairatmand Taliban Supportors are on the rise! Until last year, whenever we -PML N, PTI, JI, ASWJ, ISI/Pakistan Army, Media, Shia Mullahs- used to say that America is supporting the Taliban and Al Qaeda,
PPP Jiyala thwarts the Era of Mullah Umar – by Syed Riaz Malik Hajjaji: Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Yesterday a Great Mujahid of Islam showed how the Islam of Mullah Umar can be implemented in Pakistan – by Peaceful methods such as waving and flashing an automatic machine gun with a decent rpm.
Naansence shameless LUBPians – by Samantha Salafi: You shameless LUBPians. Now you will make a post on this video and link it with how Greatest Pro PML N blog TFT that promotes ASWJ and LeJ. You naansence people will juxtapose Greatest TFT interview of Allama Farooqi with
Respect of Sahabas a reason to kill Muslims: Kharijites?: Editors note: The following discussion took place on Facebook. Most comments are sarcastic. It underscores that the people using the respect of Sahabas as a reason to kill Shia Muslims, have no credible argument. Today the want respect for those
Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji appreciates Ejaz Haider’s eloquence, takes LUBP to task for supporting Dr. Ayesha Siddiqa: On Dr. Ayesha Siddiqa : Damn you LUBP cowards for asking questions from Pious supporters of Oppressed underpaid Pakistan Army. LUBP cowards stand against the truth of Ghairat studs like Comrade Ejaz and Colonel Leiven. LUBP cowards stand with
No evidence on who is doing bombings – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: Editors note: It appears the State organs of Pakistan fully subscribe to the insightful analysis by Syed Riaz Al Malik Hajjaji. Just because a facist organization plans, repeatedly announces, admits and takes ownership of killing the shia community. This
Hero for Pakistan’s Honda Civic Society – by Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji:   This is the Hero for Pakistan’s Honda Civic Society, it’s Pinko-Commie-NGO Surkhas and Lashkar e Jhangvi. We love him for being a PPP hunter and LeJ liberator. We love him for ignoring Faisal Raza Abidi and for protecting
Comrade Nawaz Sharif’s 4.6 million dollar watch: Source: Zee News, Pakistan Today, IB Times Comrade Nawaz Sharif is a true Pakistani Marxist. We should not criticize his watch because he and his brother Punjab’s Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif sing Jalib and Faiz, and are fond of
Taliban supporting Ghairatmands like me are bleeding today – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji: According to sources, the Swiss authorities made it clear the money laundering cases against President Asif Ali Zardari and others could not be reopened as they have died down forever being ‘time-barred’. That is to say the time (period)
LUBP is a conspiracy by Ahmadis, Shias, Sunni Barelvis, Hindus, Christians, Jews etc – by Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Now I have definite proof that LUBP is a conspiracy by Ahmadis, Shias, Barelvis, Hindus, Christains, Jews, Illuminatis, Elfs, Hobbits, Munchkins and ofcourse, Iraqis. Their agenda, as per their own dirty words, is to create a “Pluralist, Progressive, Secular
The inspiration behind PTI’s Hum Dekhain Gay – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: My Dear Mummy Daddy Khanistas, May 11 is approaching faster than the latest intellectual nugget to emerge from Dr. Shahid Bin Al-Masood Al-Haq. Are you as energized as me after seeing PTI’s advertisement “Hum Dekhain Gay”? Here’s a link
Lal Masjid fan club – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Someone please forward a copy of this to His Holiness Highness Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhary (HHHHIC) aka Abu Arsalan. HHHHIC and his Chacha Supremes must be so proud of reading this as they have always shown a soft corner for
Ethan Casey all praise to you for protecting the killers, ASWJ-LEJ-TTP, by not naming them – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji:   I must commend Good Liberal Ethan Casey for not mentioned ASWJ-LeJ-TTP even once in his article on Pakistani Christains. As for muslims in America, everyone knows how fearful they are of their lives there. In New York City
Badami Bagh is a conspiracy to defame GHQ assets – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: I think this entire incident has been manufactured by the RAW-Illuminati-Masonic Lodhis (desi version of Masonic Lodge) to defame our strategic assets like ASWJ-LeJ. ASWJ-LeJ and Jaish Mohammad are sister organizations and subsidiaries of our Good Taliban and Good
Like Sana Saleem, let’s deflect attention from ASWJ-LeJ by blaming Abbas Town attack on Sharmila Farooqi Bhutto – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji: I want to take this opportunity to thank renowned liberal blogger and human rights activist Sana Saleem and her Good Liberal friends for their tireless activism for the Lashkar-e-Jhangvi (LeJ aka ASWJ) and their parents in GHQ (Pakistan army). 
Good Liberals and Good Taliban Stand United with Pakistan Army – by Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Related post: Where Hamid Mir and Ejaz Haider converge: Politicians, not army, responsible for #ShiaGenocide It makes my Hujjaji Syed blood boil whenever I see liberal fascist LUBP criticize Good “European” Liberals like Ejaz Haider for his advocacy of
Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji condemns LUBP for challenging Najam Sethi’s obfuscation of #ShiaGenocide: Everyone knows that the situation in Pakistan is due to an Iran proxy war between the verses of Hafiz and Saadi. It is a war between Hazara and Pashtun female students who want us to cry about them while
I condemn LUBP fascists’ campaign against good “liberals” – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: I condemn this article by LUBP fascists who are out to defame the Pro Taliban Liberals of Pakistan. https://lubpak.com/archives/243673 Shame on LUBP! Good Pakistani Liberals will never defame Sipah Sahaba Taliban. Good Pakistani Liberals will always stand with Hazrat
Maulana “The Moderate” Tahir Ashrafi’s intellectual stand against Zionist website LUBP – by Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji: Dear Ghairatmands, I applaud the move by my moderate Maulana and intellectual stud, Tahir Ashrafi, for criticizing liberal fascist Zionist Indian website LUBP (www.lubpak.com). Upset by a “fake video” posted on LUBP, attributed to holy Jihadist warriors of Sipah
Blasphemy of Chief Qazi Abu Arsalan by Bilawal – by Riaz Malik Al Hujjaji: Today has been a very upsetting day for me. For days, PTI Sipah Sahaba Taliban supporters like me were hoping that Bilawal’s Urdu accent would suck so that we can then crack jokes on this for the next three