“The Taliban are coming, the Taliban are coming”, sings this young boy from a Deobandi madrassa in Daska, a small town, less than 100 Kilometers from Lahore, Punjab. The tone is triumphalist with explicit warnings to Sunni Barelvis, Shias, Christians and Jews. But make sure not to use the “D” (Deobandi) word. Use some vague, wishy washy, sweeping terminology to obfuscate this issue.
Bear in mind that Daska is not in South Punjab. It is in upper-central Punjab, which is ruled by the Saudi-backed party PMLN of PM Nawaz Sharif and CM Shahbaz Sharif who are in political alliance with eobandi Mujahideen of Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan (aka ASWJ-LeJ).
According to an anti-Deobandi liberal fascist: “Those who say the Taliban are only Pashtuns and limited to FATA should watch this video. Watch it even if you do not understand Urdu. This is happening in Punjab and I don’t see any Pashtun here. It is a common sight in Punjab and should be enough to scare the world. They only defame Pashtuns by calling the Taliban Pashtuns.” Clearly, Taliban and Sipah-e-Sahaba ASWJ-SSP-LeJ are not a Pashtun phenomenon, they are a Deobandi phenomenon, which spreads from the banks of Nile to the soil of Kashgar.
I dedicate this Hymn by the budding Deobandi rock star to Hazrat Imran Khan (HIK), Ansar Abbasi, Jinnah Institute, Hamid Mir, Kashif Abbasi, Javed Chaudhary, PCO Iftikhar Chaudhary but most importantly, to the original Taliban advocate Comrade Nawaz Sharif.
While HIK has been getting all the flack, the real smart Taliban supporter is Comrade Nawaz Sharif aka Amir ul Tajireen. In 1998, Comrade Nawaz Sharif Al Jalib wal Faiz publicly declare that Pakistan should emulate the Taliban form of Government! While his dream of becoming a life-long Amir ul Momineen was dashed by General Musharraf, his credentials as Amir ul Tajireen remain unchallenged and undented.
Amir ul Tajireen sahib, the Taliban are coming. Deck the Halls of Raiwand with skulls, the Taliban are coming. And thanks for taking care of your special errand boy, Najam Sethi by re-re-gifting him the lucrative Cricket Ministry!
As HIK says, tabdeeli aa naheen rahi, tabdeeli aa chuki hai. (Taliban have actually arrived!)
Let me present the No. 1 hit single from the Deobandi Top of the Skulls, “The Taliban have arrived, the Taliban have arrived, Watch the Jew and Christian Scream in Fear” which was performed in front of a live Deobandi audience cheerfully waving flags of Sipah-e-Sahaba (ASWJ). This song is part of a Proxy War between Jhang and Justin Beiber.