PPP Jiyala thwarts the Era of Mullah Umar – by Syed Riaz Malik Hajjaji

Picture Courtesy of The Daily Times Pakistan

Picture Courtesy of The Daily Times Pakistan

Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Yesterday a Great Mujahid of Islam showed how the Islam of Mullah Umar can be implemented in Pakistan – by Peaceful methods such as waving and flashing an automatic machine gun with a decent rpm.

All Ghairatmand Pakistanis must bow down in thanks to our Oppressed Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj for granting the Freedom of Forced Proselytizing to our Mujahid. Equally, we must condemn the cowardly Jiyala Zamurad Khan who stopped our Great Mujahid without any weapons. Just like in the Dark Knight, Zamurd Khan is the villian of the story.

The real heros are the Jokers and Two Faces – great Ghairat Studs of PTI and PML N. While cowardly Sindhi Sorceress Benazir Bhutto was going around and condemning the Taliban since 1998, Comrades Shareefa and Hazrat Imran Khan have never condemned ou strategic assess, ooops, assets, the Taliban. That is why Comrades Shareefa are often portrayed by great Jumma Akhbar Editor, NS, as “anti-establishment”. Surely, all those who stand in solidarity with the Taliban are “anti-establishment” just as all those who condemn the peaceful Islamo-Marxist aka the Taliban are “pro-establishment”.

That is why PPP and ANP is the party of anti-Taliban, pro-establishment cowards while Pro-Taliban PTI, PML N and their Benefactors are the party of the Brave, “anti-establishment’ Ghairatmand studs.

Yesterday, coward PPP Jiyala Zamurd Khan stopped the Age of Hazrat Yazeed Bin Muawiya. Shame on him. He, along with his leaders and jiyalas like Benazir, Dictator Zardarius, Faisal Raza Abidi, Farahnaz Isphani, Governor Taseer, Fauzia Wahab, Shahbaz Bhatti and Safwat Ghayur are cowards. Just like Bashir Bilour Mian Iftikhar Hussain and their ANP jiyalas are also cowards. The real brave person and the only genuine Khan is Hazrat Imran Khan.

The real heros of Pakistan are Pro Taliban studs Hazrat Imran Khan, Orya Maqbool Jan, Hamid Mir, Comrades Shareefa Al Jalib Wal Faiz, Ansar Abbasi, Abu Arsalan aka Hazrat Iftikhar Chaudhary, Maulana Ludhianvi and other budding ghairat studs from the merchants of PML N and the Mummy Daddy Burgers of PTI. Together, they will make sure that Islamabad bows down to Lal Masjid and becomes, “wait for it, the Fortress of Islami-tude*”

*Above caption inspired by Comrade Barney from the TV show “How I Met Your Mother”

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