Raymond Davis Saga: Everybody was Looking For The Happy Ending – by Shaista Aazar

In Pakistan, Hamid Mir and Javed Chaudhary have been conferred with the title of “Moderate” by none other than Mufti Hanif Qureshi, the man who incited lunatic Qadri, (the lone wolf as per the  anti-American lobby) to take law in his hands and assassinate Salman Taseer.  Another “super” moderate Hamid Mir borrowed a term, “Liberal Fascists” from American right-wing commentator Jonah Goldberg and dedicated a series of his Urdu/English columns to Pakistani Liberals calling them Fascists.

This term has been used by the Pro-Taliban Pakistani activists of  Islamist groups like Tehreek-e-Insaf  (Imran Khan) and their brothers-in-arms Jamaat-e-Islami against those who deconstruct their lies.

Their masters at Aabpara aka ISI are apt in constructing issue, creating crises and bringing a storm in a cup of tea.  Their proxies in the media, the pressure groups disguised as political parties, the pensioner Analysts and ambitious ex-diplomats chime along  in their manufactured crises.

This time the Al-Jazeera revolutions and the media mix has given our right wing Islamist ideologues and their pseudo liberal civil society proxies false hopes.  They thought it was their time to celebrate a revolution on the shoulders of ISI (like always). Even our Marcus Junius Brutus too hitched himself on their deceitful tricks.

As anticipated in many posts at this very blog, the so called wave of Anti Americanism, the much publicized ISI-CIA rift has run its cause. The classic Patti-Patni clash has not ended in a Divorce and the arbitration done by the none other than the holier than thou Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.  The mutual collaboration of Khadimeen, of KSA and the Kingdom of Punjab, has worked. The Raymond Davis saga with all the twists and turns has a had a melodramatic end.

We also determined the price of Pakistan’s “Ghairat” in the process; $1.4 million and a few US visas.  Our public hates the US but they love to move over there and not to KSA, which can only employ them as labourers and Shia-killing mercenaries. And at this time, we must not forget how the Government has also given 1-year extension to Gen. Pasha of the ISI.

Raymond Davis has been pardoned and by the grace of Allah we have proved once again that “In Pakistani narrative, Islam has a crucial role to play and provide solution to every problem”

Let us sing a song in Chorus from the recently released Bollywood movie “Tees Mar Khan”

Everybody sings with me…

Happy Ending, Happy Ending
Everybody’s Looking For The Happy Ending
Happy Ending, Happy Ending
Har Kahani Ki Ho Happy Ending

Chaar Topon Se, Apni Salaami Ho
Saari Public Bhi, Apni Deewani Ho
Doobti Nayiya Mein, Apna Chale Chappu
Kisi Bhi Baazi Mein, Humko Mile Paplu
Hum Toh Khwaaish Karenge,

Hum Guzaarish Karenge

Hum Toh Maangenge Ek Din Jaib Mein Saari Yeh Duniya Ho
Sab Ka Bhala Ho, Sab Ka Sahi Ho

Happy Ending, Happy Ending
Everybody’s Looking For The Happy Ending
Happy Ending, Happy Ending
Har Kahani Ki Ho Happy Ending

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