WikiLeaks: “Why so serious?” – by Suleman Akhtar
Headnote: Addressees of this note are those who are fool enough to think skeptically in this land of “born perfectionists”.
At first, let me share with you people an “exploding and exclusive” thought which has all ingredients of sensation (albeit sensibility).
Here you go: “World will never be the same after WikiLeaks.”
Heavy words. Aren’t they? This is the precious thought which might be “revealed” to you in direct words at times and if you are no so privileged yet, you may “sense” it embedded in wall-posts by scrolling down your Facebook homepage or simply by having casual conversation with people around you.
Hold on, if you don’t want to spoil your relation with the “revealer” of very thought then here I have a suggestion for you. “Never ever commit sin of questioning him/her with words like How/Why.” Providing, you may find yourself in two awkward situations, which ultimately will lead to tarnishing your relationship.
Situation1: She/he might enlighten you with limitless fairytales colored with not so imaginary characters of kings, queens, bishops and horses, which in the end might burst you into screaming or shouting on him/her.
Situation2: She/he might give you an annoyed look with a sigh whilst denouncing you in words “you have no idea of persisting political scenario of world and I don’t want to waste my time.”
Forget it, let’s move on. Out of curiosity, if you ever intend to enlighten yourself with the “revelations” of WikiLeaks, then I have recommendations for you depending upon two conditions.
Condition1: If you are out of time along with out of senses, then simply visit “official” websites of Daily Jang and/or Geo network. There you may find “leaking” of anything and everything except WikiLeaks.
Condition2: If you are really into it and have plenty of leisure time, then simply go to Google and type “WI” only. There’s no need to waste your time by typing whole word. Click the first appeared link and just wait and watch. If you are lucky enough then website might open in 37 minutes irrespective of busy server, otherwise wait till next dawn.
Now, allow me to hold the assumption that you have attained stature of “well-informed” person by swallowing all the “disclosures” of WikiLeaks and now you find yourself in problem related to digest them. Here, at helm of affairs, I’m not sure if you have ever acquainted with the “good ol’” saying “WWE: Don’t try it at home”. If you are well aware of “essence” of this saying then feel free to leave the note at this point, as I’m going to outline the “consequences” for those who would like to share these disclosures with “born perfectionists” of our society.
I, hereby, would like to recapitulate aftermaths regarding your endeavor of sharing WikiLeaks “disclosures” with other (not so) like-minded people, by highlighting three of “revelations”.
Revelation1: Saudis are biggest financiers of Al-Qaeda
After trying hard you manage somehow to mumble this sentence without any reluctance, in middle of room. There’s a pin drop silence in room which lasts for minute. At last, someone breaks the distasteful silence by screaming:
“Are you talking about Haadmen Harmen Shareefen?” (Whilst, listening the notion of Haadmen Harmen Shareefen, others from audience close their eyes down and start murmuring something sacred).
This is it. You are not in a position anymore to utter anything “foolish”. In case if you try to become Socrates then be ready for “295-C”.
Revelation2: Pak-Army is the key power player in Pakistani politics and ISI still enjoys close ties with Islamic fundamentalists and extremists
“This will helpful in proving me a well-informed person who has grasp on current affairs”-Thought comes into your mind and you commit biggest mistake of your life by declaring this (not so) secret “revelation” in a family gathering.
Your uncle gives you ferocious look from behind his spectacles:
“My son, you have no idea what you are talking about. Had Pak-army not taken responsibility of our ideological boundaries Pakistan would have been a Kaafir(secular) state. I’m observing that you are being influenced by the Zionist propaganda who want to disintegrate our country and throw Muslim countries into chaos. May God save you, I can only pray for you.”
Conversation ends and you have no other option except staring your toe.
Revelation3: Present PPP government has nothing to do with country’s defense and foreign policy
You will never be allowed to complete your sentence after the word “PPP” and here starts reiteration of a single name “Asif Ali Zardari”:
“You know what AAZ involves in land grabbing of 3 Marla plot in Nawabshah”
“I’ve heard that AAZ belongs to Ahmadi sect”
“They say that AAZ takes bath daily”
“This is confirm that AAZ is relative of Bal Thackeray”
And you will be forced to scream after:
“Come here, I tell you what, AAZ was involved in Benazir Bhutto’s assassination”
Welcome to land of born perfectionists.
Why So Serious?
Basically, you’re describing your run-ins with some ill-informed members of your family. OK, I don’t have that big a problem, but c’mon yaar, this is a badly written article.
And the answer to you question How has wikileaks changed the world? Simple, everything we suspected about the Pakistan Army, Inter Services Intelligence and Saudi Arabia has been confirmed.
What kind of strange, strange people do you have in your family that refer to the annoying Al Sauds as Haadmen Harmen Shareefen? I barely understand what this strange newly minted (in Pakistan phrase) even means (“Guardians of the Two Holy Places”?), and if you’ve come across anyone who talks about them in those terms, then I really, really sympathise with you.
Oh what fun, but who’s surprised by WikiLeaks? – by Kamran Shafi
http://criticalppp.com/archives/32312
WikiLeaks and the astonishment of Pakistani media and middle class – by Ayaz Amir
http://criticalppp.com/archives/31738
Blessed are the WikiLeaks revolutionaries —Babar Ayaz
http://criticalppp.com/archives/32264
Wikileaks and living in ‘Denialistan’ -by Arshad Mahmood
http://criticalppp.com/archives/32137
Progressive Pakistani bloggers in support of Julian Assange
http://criticalppp.com/archives/tag/wikileaks
Leaky logic – by Nadeem F. Paracha
http://criticalppp.com/archives/32095
Wikileaks and the ‘ghairat’ of jokers of military establishment – by Rauf Klasra
http://criticalppp.com/archives/31942
Zaid Hamid on Wikileaks: yahoodi bandar, amreeki haathi (and khaki gidh)
http://criticalppp.com/archives/31755
Wikileaks on General Kayani and his ‘democratic’ puppets
http://criticalppp.com/archives/31221
@TLW
The majority of Pakistani anchors and the supporters of PML-N, JI, PTI, ISI etc believe in theories which Wikileaks have tried to discredit, yet many Pakistanis (if not the majority) are living in Denialistan.
zameen jumbad, na jumbad gul mohammad
@TLW, I think Suleman’s article is on the mark! Many civil society type Pakistanis and our ghairat-obsessed media are reacting in this manner.
Rudd blames US, not Assange for leaks
Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd says the United States, not WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, is to blame for the release of secret diplomatic cables.
Mr Rudd says the 39-year-old Australian cannot be held personally responsible for the release of more than 250,000 documents.
He says the leaks raise questions about the adequacy of US security.
“Mr Assange is not himself responsible for the unauthorised release of 250,000 documents from the US diplomatic communications network,” said Mr Rudd, who has been criticised in one leaked cable as a “control freak”.
“The Americans are responsible for that.”
Mr Rudd appears to be in agreement with former prime minister John Howard, who earlier today said Mr Assange had not done anything wrong by publishing cables that contained “frank commentary”.
“Any journalist will publish confidential information if he or she gets hold of it, subject only to compelling national security interests,” Mr Howard said.
“The issue is whether any of this material and the publication of it will endanger people’s lives or endanger individual countries.
“The bad people in this little exercise are the people who gave the information to him, because they’re the people who breached the trust.
“They deserve to be chased and prosecuted.”
Some US politicians are looking for ways to indict Mr Assange over the breach of security.
Mr Assange is in custody in Britain facing extradition to Sweden in relation to sexual assault allegations, but authorities in both countries insist his detention has nothing to do with the recent release of the secret cables.
Mr Assange, who denies the allegations, will remain behind bars until an extradition hearing on December 14.
The original source of the leaks is not known, though a US army private who worked as an intelligence analyst in Iraq, Bradley Manning, has been charged by military authorities with unauthorised downloading of more than 150,000 State Department cables.
US officials have declined to say whether those cables are those now being released by WikiLeaks.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/12/08/3088461.htm
I tend to agree with Ali Abbas on this piece.
Sarah and Ali, it was the quality of the writing I was talking about, but I am worried you may be right about many people not letting the Wiki-Revelations effect their views on that the army, the malignant influence of various Saudis on our domestic policy, and the multiple clashes of institutions that the US embassy closely observed, and meant to comment only to each other about (and is now leaked).
But folks, I barely understood the idea concealed in these sentences because, dare I say it, the grammar was bad. Here, read this:
“Never ever commit sin of questioning him/her with words like How/Why.” Providing, you may find yourself in two awkward situations, which ultimately will lead to tarnishing your relationship.
Situation1: She/he might enlighten you with limitless fairytales colored with not so imaginary characters of kings, queens, bishops and horses, which in the end might burst you into screaming or shouting on him/her.
Situation2: She/he might give you an annoyed look with a sigh whilst denouncing you in words “you have no idea of persisting political scenario of world and I don’t want to waste my time.”
Forget it, let’s move on. Out of curiosity, if you ever intend to enlighten yourself with the “revelations” of WikiLeaks, then I have recommendations for you depending upon two conditions.
OK, in “Situation 1”, are the tales of “Kings and Bishops” being spun reality based ones, or are they by somebody influnced by Ziaist government propaganda? And in “Situation 2”, when the speaker says “you have no idea of persisting political scenario of world”, do they accept the Wikileaks thing as the anarchic leaking of western pro-democracy internet activists, or are they implying it’s one of those “conspiracies against Pakistan” that get thrown at us every day?
I hope I’ve made my point clear about the writing. I respect the message Suleman Akhtar is trying to convey, but I wish the execution was better done.
But still Suleman bhai, 9 out of 10 for a serious effort.
T.L.W ==> I would not have cared to justify my stance on very issue, had I not noticed some strange comments from you regarding “awareness level” of my family.
I mean, seriously, where did you get the perception from that I was referring to some domestic issues on this reflective forum?
I don’t know where on earth you breathe, if you interlace strengthening some of your personal tenets(though true) with CHANGE of whole world outside your beingness.
Whilst, taking into consideration your vexatious question, I start with:
There are two considerations in hand which “supposed to be” stirred by WikiLeaks revelations.
1-Diplomatic ties of US with world.
2-Opinion building of general public around the world.
1- Those, who have slightest idea of how International Relations work, are well-aware of fact that “indispensable necessities of states” is paramount driving factor which determines the way for diplomatic relations in general and particularly when it comes to US. “State” is responsible for ties with other states of world and I presume you a well-informed person who can distinguish between “state” and “government”. Here I would like to put an example: At the time of US invasion on Iraq in 2003, US forces alongside British troops toppled the regime of Saddam Hussain. Afterwards, we observed gigantic mass protests of human history in UK against the war, but that couldn’t force British Government to draw out it’s support for US offense. Coming back to WikiLeaks, Sacking of some second cadre Government officials doesn’t necessarily implies that “World” of diplomatic ties have been changed. To say, this is super exaggeration.
2- In regard of public opinion, I confined my apprehensions to Pakistani commonality, in my humble note. Unfortunately, in our country, predominant percentage of population belongs to marginalized section of society, who lives in rural domains and has nothing to do with the great disclosures of WikiLeaks. Then there comes another classification “Middle-Class” which is greatly influenced by “state-propaganda” through electronic and mass media. Cardinal target of my note was this very class. If you have reservations over the notion of “Haadmen Harmen Shareefen”, then I tend to advise you to go and search last two weeks archives of every, let me repeat, every single Urdu Newsgroup and you will instantly know what I mean when I use this term.
PS: Though I’am not here to prove my Grammar skills but I tender my apologies if it wasn’t up to your standard.
good article!
@TLW
I laud your appreciation of Suleman’s message.
Grammar is a secondary issue particularly for a blog primarily written and read by non-native speakers of English.
For example, in the above comment (December 8, 2010 at 6:39 pm) you wrote “not letting the Wiki-Revelations effect their views”, there was a grammatical error but that did not ‘affect’ your message which you conveyed eloquently.
I too pay scanty attention to English grammar and punctuation but that does not deter me from posting on many diverse topics at LUBP.
I must commend LUBP for adding Suleman Akhtar to its list of writers. I enjoy reading his work much more than many of the “pucca” English-speaker-civil-society-types in our print and blog universe.
well said, ali abbas. Suleman is an excellent addition to the team.
wow Excellent debate !
Army chief wanted more drone supportFrom the Newspaper | Front Page | By Hasan Zaidi May 20, 2011
In another meeting with US Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Mike Mullen over March 3-4, 2008, Kayani was asked for his help “in approving a third Restricted Operating Zone for US aircraft over the FATA.” The request – detailed in a cable sent from the US Embassy Islamabad on March 24 – clearly indicates that two ‘corridors’ for US drones had already been approved earlier. – File Photo (Thumbnail illustration by Faraz Aamer Khan/Dawn.com)
KARACHI: Secret internal American government cables, accessed by Dawn through WikiLeaks, provide confirmation that the US military’s drone strikes programme within Pakistan had more than just tacit acceptance of the country’s top military brass, despite public posturing to the contrary. In fact, as long ago as January 2008, the country’s military was requesting the US for greater drone back-up for its own military operations.
Previously exposed diplomatic cables have already shown that Pakistan’s civilian leaders are strongly supportive – in private – of the drone strikes on alleged militant targets in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas (FATA), even as they condemn them for general consumption. But it is not just the civilian leadership that has been following a duplicitous policy on the robotic vehicles.
In a meeting on January 22, 2008 with US CENTCOM Commander Admiral William J. Fallon, Army Chief General Ashfaq Kayani requested the Americans to provide “continuous Predator coverage of the conflict area” in South Waziristan where the army was conducting operations against militants. The request is detailed in a ‘Secret’ cable sent by then US Ambassador Anne Patterson on February 11, 2008. Pakistan’s military has consistently denied any involvement in the covert programme run mainly by the CIA.
The American account of Gen Kayani’s request for “Predator coverage” does not make clear if mere air surveillance were being requested or missile-armed drones were being sought. Theoretically “Predator coverage” could simply mean air surveillance and not necessarily offensive support. However the reaction to the request suggests otherwise. According to the report of the meeting sent back to Washington by Patterson, Admiral Fallon “regretted that he did not have the assets to support this request” but offered trained US Marines (known as JTACs) to coordinate air strikes for Pakistani infantry forces on ground. General Kayani “demurred” on the offer, pointing out that having US soldiers on ground “would not be politically acceptable.”
In another meeting with US Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Mike Mullen over March 3-4, 2008, Kayani was asked for his help “in approving a third Restricted Operating Zone for US aircraft over the FATA.” The request – detailed in a cable sent from the US Embassy Islamabad on March 24 – clearly indicates that two ‘corridors’ for US drones had already been approved earlier.
In secret cable on October 9, 2009 (previously published by WikiLeaks), Ambassador Patterson reports that US military support to the Pakistan Army’s 11th Corps operations in South Waziristan would “be at the division-level and would include a live downlink of unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) full motion video.” In fact, in November 2008, Dawn had reported then commander of US forces in Afghanistan, General David McKiernan, telling its reporter that US and Pakistan also share video feeds from Predator drones that carry out attacks. “We have a Predator feed going down to the one border coordination centre at Torkham Gate thats looked at by the Pakistan Military, Afghan Military, and the International Security Assistance Force,” General McKiernan had said.
Sharing of video feeds does not imply operational control by Pakistan’s military, however, and even this sharing may have subsequently been suspended.
Despite the occasionally disastrously misdirected attacks which have fed into the public hue and cry over civilian casualties, there is, in private, seeming general acceptance by the military of the efficacy of drone strikes. In a cable dated February 19, 2009, Ambassador Patterson sends talking points to Washington ahead of a week-long visit to the US by COAS Kayani. Referring to drone strikes, she writes: “Kayani knows full well that the strikes have been precise (creating few civilian casualties) and targeted primarily at foreign fighters in the Waziristans.”
Another previously unpublished cable dated May 26, 2009 details President Zardari’s meeting on May 25 with an American delegation led by Senator Patrick Leahy. “Referring to a recent drone strike in the tribal area that killed 60 militants,” wrote Ambassador Patterson in her report, “Zardari reported that his military aide believed a Pakistani operation to take out this site would have resulted in the deaths of over 60 Pakistani soldiers.”
The general support for drone strikes from both the military and civilian leadership is also evidenced by the continuous demand, documented over numerous cables, from Pakistan Government officials to American interlocutors for drone technology to be placed in Pakistani hands. The issue conveyed to the Americans is not so much that of accuracy as that of managing public perceptions.
In the meeting with Senator Leahy, Zardari is directly quoted telling the US delegation to “give me the drones so my forces can take out the militants.” That way, he explains, “we cannot be criticized by the media or anyone else for actions our Army takes to protect our sovereignty.”
General Kayani also “focused on the need for surveillance assets” in the meeting with Admiral Fallon according to Patterson’s cable. “Kayani said he was not interested in acquiring Predators, but was interested in tactical Unmanned Air Vehicles (UAVs).” Predators are considered ‘theatre-level’ technology able to cover wide regions such as the whole of Afghanistan and Pakistan through remotely stationed operations rooms while ‘tactical’ drones are less wide-ranging and can be operated by forces on the ground.
After the first US drone strike outside the tribal areas, in Bannu on November 19, 2008 which killed four people including an alleged senior Al Qaeda member, Ambassador Patterson had presciently noted in another previously unpublished cable (dated November 24, 2008) the dangers of keeping the Pakistani public misinformed. “As the gap between private GOP acquiescence and public condemnation for US action grows,” she wrote back to Washington, “Pakistani leaders who feel they look increasingly weak to their constituents could begin considering stronger action against the US, even though the response to date has focused largely on ritual denunciation.”
Cables Referenced: WikiLeaks # 140777, 147015, 179645, 192895, 208526, 229065. All cables can be viewed on Dawn.com.
http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/20/army-chief-wanted-more-drone-support.html
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