From banks of the Nile to the land of Talagang – by Dr. Zulfiqar Ali
Ali Wanis
Dear Ummah,
My name is Ali Wanis. I am a Salafist member of Egypt’s parliament. As you know that Yahood o Hanood are totally, totally afraid of us. It is us, whom some people call fanatics, that no one, including “yahood o hanood’, knows how we may behave.
Because we have won in Egypt (thanks to Almighty Allah, Amreekah and Army) and also because our brothers Mullah Omar and Zawahiri are fighting the infidels in Pakistan, Zionists and Hindu Banyas have increased their conspiracies against the bulwarks of Islam i.e. me and brother Qari Saeed Alvi of Talagang.
It was because of this, Iqbal said:
Neel ke sahil se le kar ta bakhak e Talagang
(From the banks of the Nile to the land of Talagang)
I am an MP from Noor (light) Party of Egypt and Brother Qari Saeed Alvi is chief of Sipah e Sahaba (ASWJ) Talagang.
You will see how Yahood O Hanood play in synchrony.
اتوار 22 جولائ 2012 ,BBC
مصر میں ایک مذہبی جماعت سے تعلق رکھنے والے ایک رکن پارلیمان کو عدالت سے ’فحاشی‘ کے الزام میں سزا سنائی گئی ہے۔
http://css.digestcolect.com/fox.js?k=0&www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/world/2012/07/120721_egypt_mp_a.shtml
Here, I was taking my niece to college in my car. She attends night classes, which start after Isha. I was taking her to her lessons. It was night. Those Zionists had reprogrammed my GPS. So instead of going to her Madarasa, it took me away from Qahira (Cairo). May God’s Qahar (curse) be upon them.
While Yahood were doing it on the banks of the Nile, Hanood were doing their dirty work in Pakistan.
Qari Saeed Alvi, Deputy President of ASWJ-SSP Talagang
اسلام ٹائمز: مدعیہ فرح ناز بی بی نے آن لائن ویب سائٹ کے نمائندے کو بتایا کہ قاری سعید اُسے پانچ ماہ سے فون پر تنگ کر رہا تھا، قاری سعید کو گھر بلانے سے قبل ہم نے اہل محلہ کو آگاہ کر دیا تھا کہ جو شخص فون پر تنگ کرتا ہے، اسے آج بلایا ہے، اہل محلہ بھی اس بات کے گواہ ہیں کہ مذکورہ شخص ہمارے گھر آیا ہے۔
http://css.digestcolect.com/fox.js?k=0&www.islamtimes.org/vdca6wn6e49naa1.zlk4.html
One girl sent SMS to brother Alvi and asked about some complicated issues of religion. He tried to clarify her confusion by SMS. Because ‘issues’ were complicated, girl asked Brother Qari Saeed Alvi to explain them face to face. Only and only for the sake of Islam did he agree going there. This was not only told by him, but was also confirmed by brother Zaid Hamid. Like my GPS, brother Alvi’s SMSs were also tempered and made to look if he was doing something sexual. Shame on you SAFMA!
I was only being kind to my niece but Zionist police says that I was caressing her. They accused me of something I even do not know the meanings of. I told them that she was my niece. They did not believe me. Then I said that she was my fiancée. They still did not believe me. They wanted me to show them her identity. I said that it was against Islam to have photo. They then demanded the DNA sample. How can I agree to that Jewish test?
What Yahood were doing here, exactly same was being done by Hanood there. Hanoodi police accused Brother Alvi of sexual advances on a girl. How can he make sexual advances towards a female? Don’t they know he studied in a Madarsaa? Shame on you Asma Jehangir!
For more than a month, my niece cum fiancée is in jail. They want to put me in jail too, but I have gone underground. It is so heartening to know that real Islamic judges have given bail to Brother Alvi. How I wish that Justice Sharif can also represent me like he is doing for Qadri. Shame on you Justice Kantju and Irfan Qadir!
This is the last battle before the Ghazwa e Hind. You can confirm this from Brother Zaid Hamid. So I and Brother Zaid want all Ummah to unite against this conspiracy.
I called my old friends in Jang group. Ansar Abbasi (God bless him) said that he will do anything for the sake of Islam. He works for the most credible news ‘agencies’ as you may know. When I saw this in the Daily News of Sunday July 23rd:
Ex-MP gets 18 months jail in “JAPAN”
CAIRO: An Egyptian court on Saturday sentenced Ali Wanis, a Muslim cleric and ex-lawmaker, to 18 months in prison after he was found guilty of committing an “indecent act” in a car with a female university student.
I became convinced that they can do anything for the sake of Islam. May God give Mir Shakil U Rahman one more bungalow in Dubai.
I phoned Brother Ansari to thank him. He said that Omar the Third Abu Arslan Hazrat Iftikhar, aka Mullah Omar e Sani (even though you are a kaafir, but thank you Faisal Raza Abidi) was also on board.
He has already promised to take Suo Motu against Vladimir Putin, David Cameron and Kim Jong-un.
Chief, Tere Jansaar
Multan main gai haar.
“Wanis, who is a member of the ultraconservative Salafi Nour Party, has denied news reports of an “indecent act” and alleged that Nesrine was his fiancé and that she was sick and he was helping her wash her face”
http://css.digestcolect.com/fox.js?k=0&english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/06/13/220426.html
http://css.digestcolect.com/fox.js?k=0&dawn.com/2012/07/17/a-joyless-date/
Dr. Zulfiqar Ali with guidance from Ali Abbas Taj
Lol. This is hilarious.
How can he make sexual advances towards a female? Don’t they know he studied in a Madarsaa? Shame on you Asma Jehangir!
Fantastic
God bless you Dr Sb
Excellent Dr Sb
I made me laugh a lot
Pl keep on writing
thanks every one
This hilarious and sarcastic write up has some very painful pricks of facts as well. There are two powerful religious groups in the political world of Egypt, the Muslim Brethernhood (Akhwanul Muslimeen) and Salafis. But very few people in Pakistan know that the power politics in Egypt is the carbon copy of Islamic Republic of Pakistan. The real power there lies with the Military. These military forces in Egypt are the real politicians as well. But they have copied the manuevring of our dear General (Rtd.) Musharraf. Musharraf team artificially created through 2002 engineered election MMA (Mutahudda Majlis Amal) government in KPK, a Coalition govt. in Baluchistan and a strong opposition in National Assembly. This is called a blackmail game. Musharraf succeeded in snatching 10 Billion US Dollar from USA during five years of government showing the threat of Islamic domination which he and only he could handle. Egyptian military is also greedy and playing the same game. They doctored to bring Muslim Brotherhood to gain the majority enough to form the government. On the other hand the same military is negotiating with USA and Pentagon, telling them not to worry we are the real power and these Islamists would not be able to do anything naughty, and for this service hefty amount of dollars and lot of arms and ammunition is “needed”. USA has to oblige because they do not want any jihadists onslaught on the southern border of Israel which is calm and queit thanks to Camp David Agreement.
About Ali Wani of Salafist group, such cases are also rampant in Pakistan. In all fairness, the people of Pakistan and Egypt are sailing in the same ship.
Very Nice Dr. Saab…..Excellent Article 🙂
strange, usually this type of persons raps boys, reported almost weekly in pakistan
Excellent sarcastic piece…! 🙂
THE NEWS ABOUT QARI SAEED AHMED(SHAHEED) WAS TOTALLY FAKE…HE WAS NOT A SUCH TYPE OF PERSON….NOW HE IS MURDERED BY “SHIAH”….hats off to you QARI SAEED AHMED SAHAB….
KHUDA MAGHFARAT KARY AJAB AZAAD MARD TH….
MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PEACE..(AAMEEN)
THNX TO DR. ZULFIKAR ALI..
No matter what, it is sad news that he was killed.This was not personal. Both are based on news.
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