Sister Tahera Ahmad , today we are all Dudes, and Halal Dudes – by Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji

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I dedicate this to Sister Tahera who got an airline employee fired for not serving her an Unopened can of Diet Coke. This clip belongs to esteemed late 20th century philosopher known variously as “The Dude”, “The Duder” or “El Duderino if you are not into the whole brevity thing”

Many of you know this late 20th century philosopher as “The Big Lebowski” which is also the name of the documentary made by the Khan brothers. “The Big Lebowski” documentary is about the title character and his two friends who are on a quest to defeat Communism by out drinking the Russians. They frequently congregate at a typical American hub of intellectualism which many of you know as “The Bowling alley” where they discuss the links between John Lennon of “The Beatles” and I V Lenin from “The Bolshoveks” – two great foes of Deobandi-Salafi Islam!

Like Sister Tahera, Brother Dude does not like it when his White Russian beverages are being spilled and he subconsciously reverts to the metaphysical doctrine of Bush the Elder who had a minor falling out with CIA-installed Saddam Hussain but who saw the error of his ways and allowed Saddam to resume his genocidal campaign against the Sunni Kurds and Shia Arabs.

In my opinion, “The Dude” should be the symbol of resistance for Sister Tahera in her ongoing campaign to thwart the oppression by the subsequently fired United Airlines employee.

Anti-Shia brother Yasir Qadhi who is part of Sister Tahera’s Entourage (see what I did – I just slipped in another cultural reference) represents the John Goodman character who in a sense represents CAIR – the Saudi financed lobby whose Selective moral outrage defines the Salafist Zeitgeist in America.

Sister Tahera – Today we are all Dudes- and Halal Dudes. This Aggression will not stand Man!

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