Why this Kolaveri Di? – by Ziyad Faisal
Having seen this being shared all over the internet, for the past few days, on my home-page feed, fine, lets talk about this. CHU CHU CHU, hear that? Its the truth-train coming to town…
To every semi-religious urban Punjabi middle-classiya boy who thinks this is a good comparison between a European country and Pakistan, here’s a fact-check:
a) Nicole Minetti is not, and was never, a minister for anything. She only ever held regional-level posts.
b) Firdous Ashiq Awan is an elected member of the national parliament, which means she won more votes than the number of brain-cells you possess. (think about it)
c) Nicole Minetti, the woman pictured there, is a show-girl who was picked by the perverted hypocritical, corrupt Berlusconi to be an eye-candy politician for the Lombardy region. If your favorite punching-bag Zardari were born 100 times, he could not be as corrupt as Berlusconi.
d) Even if your little fantasy about federal ministers with massive breast-implants were true, what’s the fucking point to this whole graphic? Do you expect your favorite military dictators or dumb-ass retired cricket-players to change the whole country simply by offering cosmetic surgery to existing ministers? Or maybe you have a list of porn-star electoral candidates who you’d rather vote for to replace Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and the others? If the latter is true, we have to call into question your whining about corruption and change and all that for the right-wing conservative shit that it is.
e) On the one hand, conservatives believe in chaader and chaar-deewari. On the other hand, they want to have eye-candy ministers to jerk off to. Why this kolaveri di? Hypocrisy?
A friend’s comment :
Dr Awan resigned from Musharaf League when the dictator was in power. She went back to the people of pakistan, defeated right-hand man of General Musharaf (Speak of the National Assembly), one of the most imortant persons in his regime. Dr. Awan is a brave person who is a political worker and won an election based on her sheer hardwork and dedication to her constituency.
Very Bold – Thanks
Excellent post , Ziyad . Please keep writing !
Veena Malik, minister of non-cultural exports of Pakistan is now feeling left out.
Pakistani women are not given a chance to exercise. There are few if no women gyms. Unfortunately there is harassment on streets. In general, being overweight is a burned to the healthcare system. I have many aunts and cousins in their 40s who can’t walk 1/2 a mile. This is a fact of our society. Now, using cuss words in journalism just shows the writer wants to be heard. All I want to know is does she have a fake degree or not? Yes, I have more brain cells then her votes!
While Anti-drone Pakistani imposed hero, who refused to accept scholarship papers from American ambassador and later joined Harvard on the same scholarship, awarded freedom meddle to his Islamofascists notorious CJ Iftikhar Chaudhry, and tried to divert attention from the role deep state had played in the assassination of PPP Governor Punjab, Salmaan Taseer by calling Mumtaz Qadri, a lone wolf, while the rose petallers in Pindi have been overlooked. I mean Samad Khurram has created many fake Twitter profile like Zaradri420, also another with the handle “Aapa Firdous” to ridicule and insult Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan, in the same way as the Pic above has mentioned.
What an Imran Khan PTI, a hypocrite and confused guy can do than that.
Loved reading this piece! Good work done Ziyad.. Hope you’ll contribute for LUBP in future! Thanks
Dr Firdous is in ppp but when ppp will not be in power then dr Firdous will be loyal to ppp or not. Politicians like dr Firdous are loyal to their personal and political Interests . People like dr Firdous always travel from one party to another . That’s how these ‘Lotas’ stays on the stage of political drama. The author of this article is fool who is trying to prove that dr. Firdous is very sincere to ppp. Only some secrets,, everybody should know that dr .Firdous is too fat because she eats one goat in one day and she is not a real doctor but she is lady health visitor.