Top 10 reasons why Imran Khan (PTI Group) should hold another Protest Dharna – By Razzak Memon
Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto amongst the teeming masses ooops sorry wrong caption!
10. Them Macho Jihadi boys really took a shine to Strings; they even liked their songs!
9. Ali Azmat can lay to rest all rumours that Talat Hussain can outcroon him on tired conspiracy theories.
8. Pakistan is set to experience unusually pleasant weather that would finally suit Tooru’s revolution and get out the Mummy-Daddy preppies in full attendance.
7. Shahid Masood will also be able to attend this rally too as he is free these days – got canned– again
6. This time, even the TTP and Al Qaeeda have promised to attend after the publicity that SSP, JuD , TJP and ST got from the last one.
5. Jemima has convinced Mick Jagger to dedicate “Sympathy for the Devil” to PTI for their introduction of Hamid Gul.
4. The Nawaz Sharif circus has upped the ante after their recent performance on the floor of the National Assembly during the budget hearings
3. Easy Chair has promised to donate a dozen Italian leather electric massage chairs for the Chief Guests.
2. Imran’s Hair plugs are holding as well as Tooru’s gelled spikes
1. The death of another innocent Pakistani, Illyas Kashmiri – to drone attacks!
And to prevent other Anti imperialists revolutionaries like Haqqanis, Zawahiris from the wrath of drones as they can be engaged in a dialogue to get them security contracts in the neighbouring Country Afghanistan where a corrupt elected through rigged election President Karzai has failed to guard the territories outside Kabul.
Zabardast!NFP type satire. Zindabad.
what a useless piece of writing.
Kids of PTI cant understand how the mullah military alliance operates. But they cant be blamed for their naivety
We can add one more: While we were having a dharna in Karachi, PNS Mehran was attacked. Let’s do it once more in Sargodha or Risalpur, we need some action against the Airforce too.
اس سائٹ پر عمران خان کی اتنی کوریج دیکھ کر لگتا ہے کہ یا تو یہ لوگ عمران کی مشہوری ٹیم کا حصہ ہیں یا پھر اس سے سخت خوف میں مبتلا ہیں۔
hahahhaha….. “Web Zardari’s” you people are a true slave nation
LOL loved point number 1….bitter fact that…
lol..as soon as someone expose Taliban Khan on this blog, fan club aur kuch Jamatiye akhtay ho kar idhar hamla kar detay hein..
this writing has badly exposed dharna politics of al qaida khan..
only allies of ilyas kashmiri, bait ullah mehsud and SSP are going to participate in Dharna Part 3 of Taliban/Al qaida khan
many of the emotionally driven youth, who once was rallying behind khan (atleast on internet) has recognised evil intentions of Khan against Pakistan and against humanity and now keeping themsleves away from his political activities
LUBP has played a vital role in exposing khan and showed a clear picture of him to his internet fans
Lol. Hats of Razzak sahib. Brilliant satire. Tehreek e Imran’s chairperson Insaaf Khan (aka Al Qaeda Khan) must read this :P.
Tell Imran, make one dharna at the displaced people of Waziristan who curse the combo of Good and bad Taliban, Al-Qaeda and their benefficieries Pakistan musallah/musalla Afwaj, any step made to recover their lost properties and Lands will be supported whether its drone attack or ground operations but unfortunately for their last bitter experiences they are skeptical of Raah-e-nijat like operations by Pakistan armed forces as its the same South Waziristan, which is cleared by them in their Raahe Nijat, but they did not get us Nijat from these monsters and Kashmiri and he was targetted in the same area.
This was hilarious
shayad humara aik dharna kai khawab pura na hu .
PTI’s live webinar jalsa in USA on June 11
http://www.thenews.com.pk/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=16376
Imran Khan seems much inclined towards morality and honor, He laments all the political leaders and blames them corrupt. However here is 2009 financial statements of Shaukat Khanum Memorial Trust audited by AF Ferguson & Co. The 2010 statements are not yet available.
Some points I have noted, include:
1. During 2009, the cash donations and zakat received by the Trust was Rs. 1.485 billion compared to Rs. 1.106 billion in 2008. The statements do not show the sources of the donations i.e. geography. We don’t know how much was raised in Pakistan and how much abroad. We can assume that if not majority, a significant amount is raised in Pakistan.
2. Imran Khan talks against money being kept abroad. In notes to accounts number 11, I can see an amount at cost of US $5.5mn invested in form of capital protected notes in foreign funds. With interest rates down globally I am sure these notes are not yielding much.
3. As much as $3mn is invested in a Virgin Islands based SPV called Cinnabar International Services that is doing a real estate project in Oman. The Omani market is as much affected like the rest of GCC. Based on investment analysis some Omani companies are down 35pc on the valuation. One also must ask why is the portfolio restricted to Oman? Isn’t this against the concept that Imran Khan keeps talking about. Instead of investing his portfolio in Pakistan where his own project that is operational he is investing abroad? By the way, the project in Oman is run by a company whose CEO is a member of Board of Governors of SKMT named Imtiaz H. Hyderi. Isn’t that a conflict of interest?
4. As much as Rs. 99 mn in Bank of Punjab as fixed deposit and NIB Bank Rs. 18 million. The return expected is not known. These two are not the top tier banks of Pakistan. It is also a matter of surprise that Bank of Punjab is considered to be in trouble in light of their performance and the scandals. Why does the Trust consider these two banks only for their fixed deposits?
5. There is another $4mn invested with Credit Agricole funds in Guernsey without explanation as to where the money is being invested in.
Is this the level transparency you would like to have with an organization whose head and a prominent public figure preaches morality? Is this morality that on one hand you lambast the political leadership that they have their money abroad, but on the other hand, you yourselves are investing money raised from general public in risky avenues? What would happen if the investments of nearly US$ 12.5 million were to go bust? That is almost Rs. 1.062 billion! Please think about it.