Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto amongst the teeming masses ooops sorry wrong caption!
10. Them Macho Jihadi boys really took a shine to Strings; they even liked their songs!
9. Ali Azmat can lay to rest all rumours that Talat Hussain can outcroon him on tired conspiracy theories.
8. Pakistan is set to experience unusually pleasant weather that would finally suit Tooru’s revolution and get out the Mummy-Daddy preppies in full attendance.
7. Shahid Masood will also be able to attend this rally too as he is free these days – got canned– again
6. This time, even the TTP and Al Qaeeda have promised to attend after the publicity that SSP, JuD , TJP and ST got from the last one.
5. Jemima has convinced Mick Jagger to dedicate “Sympathy for the Devil” to PTI for their introduction of Hamid Gul.
4. The Nawaz Sharif circus has upped the ante after their recent performance on the floor of the National Assembly during the budget hearings
3. Easy Chair has promised to donate a dozen Italian leather electric massage chairs for the Chief Guests.
2. Imran’s Hair plugs are holding as well as Tooru’s gelled spikes
1. The death of another innocent Pakistani, Illyas Kashmiri – to drone attacks!