There was a naughty boy: Salma Mahmud remembers her brother Salmaan Taseer
There was a naughty boy,
And a naughty boy was he,
He would not stop at home,
He would not quiet be.
– John Keats
There are so many memories of those days gone by, that it is almost impossible to be coherent about them. Suffice it to say, that as I was seven years old when Salmaan was born, I ‘brought him up by hand’, as did Pip’s older sister in Great Expectations. He took his first wobbly steps under the supervision of myself and our best friends Bonnie and Deepak Surjit Singh in Simla in the 1940’s, with much applause to accompany the feat…
After that momentous wobble, Salmaan, or Billoo, as he was then called, grew into a chubby toddler with curly hair, luminous sparkling eyes and ‘a cupid’s bow mouth’, as he himself described it. As for the nickname Billoo, he grew to hate it, and eventually got rid of it by refusing to answer anyone unless they addressed him by his given name.
The Simla days saw Salmaan grow from a baby wearing smocked outfits into a rosy cheeked rascal in knickers. He was very much in the company of his aayah from Jammu, Mai Soma by then, as I was going to Simla’s Christ Church School, with scarcely any time for either him or my flaxen haired sibling Mariam, who was also rosy cheeked, but with a belligerent look to her eye, which boded ill for all those who crossed her.
From Simla we moved to Delhi, where our father was now Deputy Director of the Labour Department, after having worked in the Government of India’s Anti-War Ministry in Simla. Once again Salmaan was a little boy who was there but not really there, as he was under the supervision of Mai Soma, that formidable Jamvaal of Rubenesque proportions, which were much appreciated by the male visitors who came to our colonial-style bungalow at 48 Lodhi Road. The more visible and audible member of our trio was Mariam, whose eternal cry was, ‘Main ne bhi jaana hai,’ whenever she saw me leave on one of my excursions with my cyclist gang. She also wormed her way into the hedges in our garden which were hollow, and could be turned into rooms in which to play ‘House House’. But Salmaan remained aloof from all this terrorist activity as he was simply too little. However he certainly made his presence felt when he succumbed to a severe ear infection which would have killed him had it not been for the newly-invented penicillin drug which saved his life.
From Delhi we moved to Srinagar during the summer of 1947, along with our English grand-parents who were on a visit to India to meet their daughters, my mother and Aunty Alys who had married Faiz Ahmed Faiz, and of course their five grandchildren. Salmaan was still the baby of the family.
In October that year we arrived in Lahore, and fairly soon Salmaan became a more articulate member of the family, since he joined St. Anthony’s High School, and became friends with Shahid Rehman, Tariq Ali and Arif Rahim. His dormant naughtiness surfaced in the summer of 1950 when we were sent to St. Denys High School while our parents went to London for two months. Here he managed to make the life of the formidable school matron a living hell, so much so that one evening she punished him by making him stand for an hour in the corridor of the girls’ dormitory, wearing nothing but his shirt. This smacked of a warped sadism of a Dickensian order to my mind…very much a Dotheboys Hall scenario.
In November of that year our father died very suddenly of a heart attack and our world was turned upside down. Our mother had to take up a full-time job in order to support us, and so she was away from the house all day long. Salmaan continued on his naughty way, picking up the most colourful language from the Masson Road hoi polloi, so much so that one day my mother decided to wash out his mouth with Lifebuoy soap. Needless to say this had little effect on the ‘street’ he had learned, from which us two sisters learned a great deal as well.
We cousins used to have a great deal of fun at weekends, when we would spend the day at each others’ homes. When Salima and Moneeza Faiz came over to Masson Road, we often had sessions of playacting, during which Salmaan would perform his favourite comedy turn of being a diva who lip-synced rather than sang, with myself managing the gramophone in the wings. At a crucial moment I would turn off the music, while the diva continued mouthing the words for some time until the fraud was realized and the audience jeered lustily.
I went away to Edinburgh University to study for a degree in English Literature, and when I returned in 1959 Mariam got married and left for Beirut, which made quite a hole in our little family. The following summer Mummy, who was very active in the Girl Guides movement, took her remaining two children as well as Salima and Moneeza and Syed Sibte Hasan’s daughter Usha on a memorable month’s Girl Guides camp at Ghora Gali. Salmaan was perforce the honorary Girl Guide, and he relished the situation a great deal. He circulated the rumour that the sedate Girl Guide lady in charge nourished tender feelings for the visiting Boy Scout master. Actually she seemed rather delighted at the situation.
During this eventful month we gave each other suitable nicknames, taken from Enid Blyton’s classic Faraway Tree books. I was dubbed The Angry Pixie because I used to shout at Usha quite a lot, while she was called Curious Connie since that is just what she was. Salima’s benign countenance earned her the title of Moonface, while Moneeza was called Dame Washalot, as she spent a large part of each day scrubbing away at her laundry. Salmaan was called Mr. Whatisname, because in the tussle about the names Billoo still surfaced on occasions.
One fine morning we were greeted by unexpected visitors from Lahore in the shape of Sohail Iftikharuddin and Shahid Rehman. Sohail was driving his large American jalopy that he had christened The Heap, and he had come to invite all of us to lunch with him at Bhurban’s noted guesthouse which was run by an English lady who provided the most delectable cuisine imaginable. All of us piled enthusiastically into The Heap, but with all the will in the world everyone simply could not fit in, so it was decided to pack Salmaan and Shahid into the capacious boot. Off we went, full of the joys of summer if not spring, when a series of agonized cries for help were heard coming from the aforesaid boot. The lid had got jammed and the two naughty young men were convinced they were about to suffocate. Naturally the car stopped and the lid was propped open for the rest of the journey. Despite this semi-calamity a great time was had by all.
Thus the saga continued. Last November when Salima’s son Yasir got married, Salmaan and Usha, whom he used to tease mercilessly in Government College, were briefly re-united, and he was able to re-ignite the teasing, much to her delight. So the naughty boy of old was still very much alive…
Salma Mahmud lives in Lahore
Source: The Friday Times
I was trying to search for ST’s siblings but never found anything. Thank you for posting this.
There is more to a man we all loved. Would love to read more about him from his sisters and cousins. Has Shoaib Hashmi written something about him?
It was Jang Group which “Published The Fatwa of Murder of Salman Taseer” on its front page.
Reporter – Can violence be used to defend religion? – Ep 103 – Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1YWnBhxJg&feature=related
GEO TV colloborates with the Voice of America, which is an official news arm of the government of the United States. Yet, GEO claims to be indpendent and objective.
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Washington, D.C. – The Voice of America (VOA) will launch Beyond the Headlines-its new television program in Urdu-on Monday, Nov. 14. The half-hour program will air on GEO TV in Pakistan at 7:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and on selected international satellites, including AsiaSat (Virtual Channel 409) and IOR (Virtual Channel 420). Beyond the Headlines (Khabron se Aage), a fast-paced, contemporary production designed with young and urban Pakistanis in mind, will continue VOA’s 63-year tradition of broadcasting accurate and balanced information. Programs will examine international developments, technology, politics, social issues, education, religion, sports, and entertainment. “We look forward to opening this important new channel of communication between the American people and Pakistan,” said Steven J. Simmons, a member of the Broadcasting Board of Governors (BBG), which oversees all United States international radio and television services. Simmons is chairman of the BBG’s Voice of America Committee, and has played a key role in increasing radio and TV service to Pakistan, including Beyond the Headlines. “We’re particularly delighted with our partnership with GEO TV, the leading cable/satellite broadcaster in the Urdu language,” Simmons added. “This new program, together with our expanded radio service, demonstrates our growing commitment to reach the people of Pakistan with new, engaging programs on both radio and TV.” “The links between Pakistan and the United States are strong and growing, and our new show is a reflection of that,” said VOA Director David S. Jackson. “Beyond the Headlines will focus not only on the big issues of the day, but also on features, business, and culture stories that illuminate the world we live in. For example, we’ll show how Pakistanis live and work and go to school in the U.S. We want to provide a unique mix of stories that viewers can’t find anywhere else.”
Farah Ispahani is the managing editor and executive producer for Beyond the Headlines. She joined VOA earlier this year, bringing more than 20 years of experience in print and television media at such news organizations as CNN, ABC, and NBC. Before she joined VOA, Ispahani, who is a fluent Urdu speaker, was instrumental in the launch of CNN’s Paula Zahn Now and Anderson Cooper 360. Anchoring Beyond the Headlines will be Aneka Osman. A familiar face to Pakistanis, Osman worked as an English language news anchor on Pakistan Television. She has covered regional and national security issues, Pakistan-India relations, the conflict in the Middle East, and Pakistan’s general elections. She has also worked on Prime Television, the UK-based Pakistani channel, and on the Business Plus Channel.
Ayaz Gul is VOA Urdu’s Chief Reporter and Pakistan Coverage Coordinator for Radio Aap ki Dunyaa (Your World Radio), VOA’s Urdu radio service, and Beyond the Headlines. Gul, who is based in Pakistan, has been filing on-the-scene reports in Urdu and English for VOA since 1996, and his reports are translated into numerous languages throughout VOA. Prior to joining VOA, he worked for the Japanese network NHK and for the German news agency DPA as a reporter specializing in Pakistan’s foreign and domestic news. VOA’s Urdu Service broadcasts 12 hours a day of news and information to millions of Pakistanis and other Urdu speakers on Radio Aap ki Dunyaa. The program is distributed by medium wave at 972 kHz, digital audio satellite, the Internet and a three-hour shortwave broadcast. The launch of Beyond the Headlines adds two-and-half hours of television to the Urdu Service’s weekly broadcast schedule. The Voice of America, which first went on the air in 1942, is a multimedia international broadcasting service funded by the U.S. government through the Broadcasting Board of Governors. VOA broadcasts more than 1,000 hours of news, information, educational, and cultural programming every week to an estimated worldwide audience of more than 100 million people. Programs are produced in 44 languages. REFERENCE: PRESS RELEASES VOA Launches Urdu TV For Pakistan 11/13/2005 For more information, call VOA’s Office of Public Affairs at (202) 203-4959 or E-Mail [email protected] http://islamabad.usembassy.gov/pakistan/h05111301.html
Jang and GEO enjoy excellent relations with USA and at the same time it was the Jang Group which incited Masses to commit the Cold Blooded Murder of Salman Taseer. Why don’t the USA revoke Voice of America Contract with the The GEO?
US lawmakers seek visa ban for Qadri supporters
From the Newspaper (18 hours ago) Today By Anwar Iqbal
http://www.dawn.com/2011/01/19/us-lawmakers-seek-visa-ban-for-qadri-supporters.html
People listen to their leaders holding a poster of Mumtaz Qadri with writing: “we salute your courage,” during a rally to protest against any attempt to modify the Blasphemy law in Rawalpindi.—AP
WASHINGTON, Jan 18: Four US Congressmen have asked Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to refuse visas to those who praised the assassination of Punjab Governor Salmaan Taseer and showed support for his assassin Mumtaz Qadri.
In a letter sent to Secretary Clinton, Congressmen Gary Ackerman, Steve Israel, Peter King and Michael McCaul said: “Some of the most prominent clerics, journalists and lawyers who have praised Mr Taseer`s death and have demonstrated support of his murderer, are people who frequently travel to the US and hold American visas.
“We urge you to identify those Pakistani citizens that have shown demonstrable support of the assassination of Governor Taseer.
“We further request that visas not be issued to such people and that applications for new visas from those who have endorsed this heinous crime be denied,” the letter said.
After Governor Taseer`s assassination, thousands of supporters of extremist groups, including Jamaat-ud-Dawah, held rallies in cities to express support for Qadri.
JUI chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman also addressed a rally in Karachi and pledged to defend Qadri in court. He is a frequent traveller to the United States.
The US media noted that lawyers and members of radical groups showered rose petals on Qadri when he was produced in courts in Islamabad and Rawalpindi.
Dozens of lawyers offered to defend him free of charge. The lawmakers said in the letter that their request for denial of visas to supporters of Qadri was “not just a moral issue but also an issue of national security”.
They said it was “shocking” that Mr Taseer, a “strong advocate for religious tolerance, pluralism and democracy,” was “cut down by an assassin`s bullets who opposed changes to statutes against religious minorities.”
“This unspeakable tragedy has been compounded by the public reaction of significant elements of Pakistan`s clerical, journalistic and law community who have praised the murderer and threatened the lives of other Pakistani officials who refuse to comply with the terrorisation of Christians, Ahmedis and women,” the letter said.
“Further problems are plaguing the democracy in Pakistan,” the lawmakers noted, pointing out that PPP MNA Sherry Rehman had also received threats for introducing a bill in the National Assembly, proposing amendments to the controversial blasphemy law.
“Further threats and violence are not the answer,” the letter added.
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