Promoting “Spell Check” to gain worldwide acceptance
After our inability to promote moderation and liberal thinking in our country, we are forced to deviate from the topic and offer our sincere apologies to people who have been bugged by us for the last few years.
Instead, we have now decided to focus on the biggest evil hindering Pakistan’s growth and acceptance in the globalized world: Spell Checking. You know Pakistanis have generally excelled in whatever they have done wholeheartedly. In making protests and strikes, we are one of the leading nations in the world. Forget the loss to businesses and daily wagers losing their wages for a day(s), we now need to take our protests to the next level.
Yesterday (Jan 14, 2011), the “entire nation” was up in arms against the statement of Pope Benedict that Pakistan must review the Blasphemy Law as it is discriminatory against the minorities especially Christians. Rallies were held across Pakistan. Though very well attended, some of the pictures that came out were showing an ungly face of Pakistan’s protest organizers: They fail to check the spellings on banners and placards. Here are two examples:
My all time favorite was a picture from a couple of years ago. The picture did pass the message, however, contraceptive makers must be very happy that though Pakistanis are not generally following their message, yet their advertising and campaigning is visible.
Zia-ul-Haq’s children!
I can notice Mr. Hamid Meer of Geo at left most corner in the last picture 🙂
Haan Hamid Meer hee hay. Unparh hay baycharah
The foreigners notice this as well.
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Very funny Ahmad sahab.
@Abdul+Abadi, it appears Mullahs are protesting against “safe sex”.. 🙂
@TLW, these small images at least bring a smile on the face, which is suffering from disappointment, shock and depression for the last fortnight.
Wow man, this is brilliant.. hahahah. Please share more..
You ask educated people in Lahore about the spelling of ‘coach’ and the reply will be ‘coh’
I have observed spelling mistakes in the press advertisements of Punjab University too. For sure, spelling-wise, we are going down and down.
What to talk of economy and progress of the country. Thanks to a nation who believe in illiterate and crude ‘molvies’ as their saviors.
@Adnak, that is the classic one “COH” as Coach!!! There was a time, one couldnt find grammatical and spelling errors in Dawn. Today, you can find it full of them.
LOL! Zabardast!
Thank you Ahmed sahab
Lol…the one with contraceptive companies advertisement is the most ridiculous.
Though JI has their Urdu slogan as
“Bada Khandan, Jihad Aasan”
That is why Qazi has two sons martyred and Fazlu has three..
Not in the way of Jihad, but producing more Jihadis via Bada Khandan Project.
Lolzzzz
Thanks Ahmed for the hilarious pics and nice write-up as well 🙂
Ahmed i think these Mullahs are saying rightly that we are CONDOMS because they are protecting Pakistan from DEMOCRACY…HUMAN RIGHTS…LAW AND ORDER…EDUCATION…HUMANITY and PEACE…these CONDOM are protecting us from progress….