Chief Justice to be Statistics Minister after retirement

The Monster in Chief of Pakistan, Iftikhar Mohammad Chaudhry is cementing his candidature for the post of statistics minister after his retirement expected to be on 12th December 2013. The day will be celebrated as a “Good Riddance” or “Khas Kam Jahan Paak” day across Pakistan for this monster has single handedly been responsible for creating the Judiciary as a state within the state during his tenure.

 

2 x 2 = 4. Good Statistics!

2 x 2 = 4. Good Statistics!

While observing and remarking on 19th August 2013 on the Suo-Moto Notice on the Islamabad drama by Mulzim Sikandar and his Ahlia Kanwal, the Monster in Chief said that Islamabad is run by a magistrate and he should “SHOULD HAVE PLAYED AN IMPORTANT ROLE BY CONTROLLING THE SITUATION IN AN EFFECTIVE MANNER.”  Talk about subjective remarks. What is an Important role? How do you control the situation in an effective manner? I guess the most important role being played by anyone in Pakistan and that too in an effective manner is by none other than the Monster in Chief himself. The poor magistrate cannot even ensure cleanliness in the street he lives, forget about controlling a situation in an effective manner!

 

What has caught our eye in the report in Dawn on August 20, 2013 was the line that “ACCORDING TO THE ESTIMATION BY THE COURT, AN AMOUNT OF RS300 MILLION WAS LOST BECAUSE NO WORK WAS DONE BY THE CITIZENS DURING THE PERIOD THE ENTIRE EPISODE WAS TELECAST LIVE ON TELEVISIONS.” How did the court come up with this estimation? What were the basis of it? Did markets close down because of the Sikandar episode? Flights in and out of Pakistan were suspended? Activities in restaurants across the country were suspended? Ships weren’t tugged in and out of Karachi’s ports? I did all the work I was supposed to do…am I not a citizen? How in the world the Monster in Chief and his brother judges came up with this estimation baffles my mind.

 

Monster in Chief should focus on his upcoming retirement and what he will do. He has to seek forgiveness for his sins committed on the public through his mindless judgements and holding the whole nation hostage.

 

By the way, how come no one talks about the truce between the Monster in Chief and his cheater son? Don’t we all remember that publically the Monster in Chief had broken off relations with Arsalan Iftikhar in June 2012 but both the father and son were seen together celebrating eid in Quetta this year? After all, eid is the time of forgiveness and one must forgive an able son who will provide for the Monster in Chief’s old days!!

"Aey Allah, meri aulad ko Saaleh bana" - Iftikhar;  "Aey Allah, Abba ko extension dila" - Arsalan

“Aey Allah, meri aulad ko Saaleh bana” – Iftikhar;
“Aey Allah, Abba ko extension dila” – Arsalan

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