Debunking Immi’s Dharna Speech – by Bibrak Qamar
If you are student of a university in Sindh, it is wise to be part of Nationalists Parties or MQM while if you are in Punjab, go for Jamat e Islami. This is necessary to keep it for a rainy day as who knows what might happen to you anytime. But if you are in a non government university look for the trend as these days the Immi fashion is in. If you want to be socially accepted go for Immi.
Today was a dharna cum concert which I happened to watch on a friend’s FB wall and goes my obsession of debunking.
Below is the real unedited conversation on the video with my friend. To keeping the privacy of my friend, I have named him “Bhudi Maan” – The wise and myself “Ullu” – The dumb.
Play the video and enjoy.
Video 1:
Comments:
Ullu: ye dentonic wala music sahi nahi
Bhudi Maan: u STFU retard PPP tattu…… U will never know the greatness of this Person…
Ullu: he didn’t mention kashmiri [contd debunking]
Bhudi Maan: Pehly Pakistan Bach jaey tmhary ZARDARI or PPP sy… Phir India se kashmir b bacha len gy….
Ullu: please don’t mix zardari here. Let’s talk about the “so called great man”
Bhudi Maan: Y not mention him here…??? If I said He is great then there are certain parameters which are relative.
Ullu: again 7:48 min, irritating song
Ullu: thats the problem with you, Zardari Phobia
Bhudi Maan: And that the problem with each PPP tattu like u… Zardari relativeness…
Bhudi Maan: In simple words….., Zardari Rishtadari 😛
Video 2:
Ullu: 0:33 lie there were terrorists, lashkare jhangwi + sipha sahaba etc
Ullu: 1:42 this man lives in a villa in Islamabad
Ullu: Lenin used to live in poor condition he really inspired masses
Bhudi Maan: This man has a BACKGROUND…. Go and see his history… He can afford… Not a PERCHI BECHNY WALA
Ullu: not a good answer
Bhudi Maan: Jhangwi, sipah etc… were made by Zia on america’s order… They were considered JIHADI muslims… Not terrorists…. Who made them terrorist???? Whn ur govts got dollars to turn against them….
Bhudi Maan: the validity of my answer is proved by ur reply after that…
Ullu: any how, these are those extremist who persisted before drones [ Imi Busted ]
Bhudi Maan: This man is becoming the beat of every Pakistani’s heart…. And I’m happy to c that this gr8 man’s fame is causing trouble to u ppl…. Stay Calm and Think about it … If not today, u will admire his greatness as an individual and party leader
Ullu: simply LOL
Ullu: 3:08 CIA ne afghanistan main jung ki wo hamari kese bungaye , Remember Jihad against infidel communists. You Mulla [Imi Busted ]
Ullu: 3:42 lol jaag utha hai sara watan
Bhudi Maan: I think u forgot that these sipah and jihadi tanzeems were banned when musharaf came… He completely rooted out these tanzeems…. I know many of them who were hiding…..
Ullu: remember in 90s donations box for these organizations were place on every grocery store in northern pakistan
Bhudi Maan: Atleast far better than PPP nonsense and illeterate spokesperson like Faisal Raza Abidi…. 😛
Ullu: again PPP phobia, please come to the topic are you scared ?
Bhudi Maan: NOT AT ALL U RETARD….. THAT WAS ANSWER TO UR NONSENSE KINDA TALK
Ullu: [ ok debunking contd .. ] 4:59 min, irritating music again. Is this a jalga or concert
Bhudi Maan: Then thats the question…. Who created and fed them??? u are supporting my leader’s opinon ” Jb dollar taliban banany k lie diye gaey tb wo jihadi thy, jb dollar unky against diye gaey tu wo terrorist”
Bhudi Maan: That completely shows that u haven’t attended neither a jalsa or a concert…..
Bhudi Maan: nor*
Ullu: those created them who are now pumping Imi
Ullu: oh burger jalsa
Bhudi Maan: Not at all…. Speak on facts… Dont hide ur F***** politicians… who created IJI???? Nawaz sharif kesy aya???? these are all facts…. Admit them….
Ullu: ISI ka bacha jhamoora = Immi
Bhudi Maan: any ways…. I know u won’t understand such things, neither do i want u to understand…. Just Praise ur ZARDARI ….. HAVE A COMMONSENSE
Ullu: why doesn’t he mention Keyanis talks with US on more drones [ wikileaks 2008-9] ( Immi Busted )
Bhudi Maan: THIS IS THE WAY U TALK… NONSENSE…. U will always remain and ignorant fool… BUT DARE TALKING AGAINST OUR LEADER… NONSENSE PPP TATTUUUU……
Ullu: Stubborn = PTI wala
Bhudi Maan: CH****** PPP + ZARDARI TATTU……. vs A LOYAL PAKISTANI 😛
Ullu: last but not the least, 5:02 min, what president sindh PTI moving hands like he was a music director. Hillarious
Bhudi Maan: atleast far better than ur REHMAN MALIK who doesn’t even know surah Ikhlaas and Bismilla and claims to be a muslim…… HILLARIOUS NA???
Ullu: irrelevant. Thanks for the time pass
Ullu: Drama ended ops sorry Disco Dharna ended
Bhudi Maan: STFU and GET LOST… NO ON INVITED U TO SPREAD NONSENSE…. NEITHER DID I TAGGED U…. SO SIMPLY OQAT MEN RAH KAR DAFA HO….. 😛
Waiting for Imran: PTI supporters beat the heat, sit the day out
http://tribune.com.pk/story/173482/waiting-for-imran-pti-supporters-beat-the-heat-sit-the-day-out/
As Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf supporter Zohair Toru’s famous phrase “garmi mein kharab” made its rounds on Twitter, Imran Khan supporters braved the sweltering Karachi heat on Saturday when they gathered at the Native Jetty bridge to protest drone strikes.
Brushing aside rumours of road blocks and traffic jams, residents said that the KESC protesters had caused more traffic problems earlier this week than the security measures for the sit-in.
Amongst heavy security, barbed wires and separate entrances for the awaam, the press and ‘Defence walay’ — as pointed out by an enthusiastic organiser – around 6,000 PTI supporters gathered at the sit-in venue, some brandishing green and red party flags and others carrying colourful posters calling for an end to drone strikes and the US support in Pakistan.
Standing with these supporters was a visibly cheerful Fauzia Siddiqui, sister of Dr Aafia Siddiqui, who came out with members of her party — the Aafia Movement — and said that Imran had personally told her to come “because Aafia’s imprisonment was the first drone attack against Pakistan”.
Fauzia was not the only one in high spirits as Imran Khan songs blared along with ‘Jazba Junoon’ and some Vital Signs hits. “I was called to the Peshawar dharna and I am in Karachi now because Imran especially requested it,” said Lahore-based DJ Butt proudly. An organiser’s voice booming through the speakers was drowned out by screams of “stop yelling and turn up the music!” – Butt’s journey to the city was not in vain.
Overall, the protest was well-organised. Female party members in shalwar kameez and sneakers stood at the entrances and body-searched attendees for arms and explosives. There were chairs for the women, media people and other party chiefs. Water and tea were distributed among people who had been there since noon.
Imran did not, however, arrive until 10 pm but his absence did not deter his supporters’ enthusiasm. Abdullah, an elderly labourer and former Pakistan Peoples Party supporter, said he had stood behind the barbed wires waiting for Imran to speak. A madrassah student, Wali Mohammad, said he was going to vote for Imran Khan in the coming elections as he supported his stance against the drones that killed civilians in the tribal areas.
As soon as Imran Khan arrived, the area resonated with applause and cheers. The PTI song was played and everyone sang, “Khyber se Karachi tak aik hee nara, aik hee naam, Imran Khan, Imran Khan.” He came on stage and raised both his arms. The crowd followed suit.
The highlight of the night was Ali Azmat’s performance of Jazba Junoon. The crowd roared and applauded, PTI flags were raised and waved in sync with the beat, and people seemed to forget all about the anger that had built up waiting for Imran’s arrival.
Other people at the ‘party’
Members of the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam Samiul Haq faction expressed solidarity with Imran Khan and echoed his sentiments about drones. “This protest is not just for PTI,” said Mufti Mohammad Osman Yar Khan. “It is for Pakistan’s sovereignty.”
Commenting on the Abbottabad raid that killed Osama bin Laden, Mufti Khan was critical of the US government’s approach, saying that “Shaheed Bin Laden deserved a fair trial” and his killing was against America’s self-proclaimed principles of fairness.
A supporter of the Aafia Movement said he supported Imran but thought the Abbottabad raid was a hoax. “There is no such thing as Osama bin Laden,” he said confidently. “What 9/11? It was all just a Jewish conspiracy.”
Hilarious last paragraph of the Tribune Story.
Imran could not keep his family together and here he is talking about unity of Pakistan. Shame on him.
Guys do you know what is about to happen? PTI fan club will attack the website sooner than later 🙂
عمران خان کو آئ ایس آئ نے منور حسن کی جگہ پر بیٹھا دیا ہے ، ووہی منترا کے جب آپرشن نہیں ہوا تھا تو کوئی طالبان اور دشتگردی نہیں تھی
یہ بھی ایک جھوٹ ہے حقیقت یہ ہے کہ پچھلے بیس سالوں سے طالبان ہمارے ملک میں دہشتگردی کر رہے ہیں ،یہی عمران پاگل خان کہتا ہے کہ یہ سب بلیک واٹر کر رہے ہیں تو پھر یہ طالبان کے قتل کو جسٹیفائی کیوں کر رہا ہے
اگر یہ بتا دیا جاتا کہ علی عظمت گنا سنانے آے گا تو اس سے زیادہ لوگ جمع ہو جاتے
عمران خان کا کنسرٹ نما دھرنا اور مشترکہ اعلامیہ:
عمران خان کے کنسرٹ نما دھرنے کے آخر میں تمام مذہبی جماعتوں ،طالبان ، چلڈرن آف ضیاء اسوسیشن ،پاکستان فور مودودی اور میڈیا میں شامل جہادی صحافیوں نے متفقہ قراردار منظور کی اہم نکات یہ ہیں
ملا عمر کا ہر صورت دفاع کیا جائے گا ،اسامہ کی طرح اگر امریکی حملہ ہوا تو اس سے بچاؤ کے لیہ ملا عمر کو خصوصی سیکورٹی فراہم کی جائے
طالبان کے خودکش دھماکوں کی کسی طرح مذمت نہیں کی جائیگی بلکہ اس کو ردعمل کہا جائے گا یہ بلیک واٹر پر ڈالا جائے گا.
سعودی عرب ،قطر ،متحدہ عرب امارت جہاں امریکی فوجیں ان مملک کی طرف سے بلوائی گئی ہیں ،اسے ممالک پر تنقید سے گریز کیا جائے گا کیوں کہ پاکستان میں جاری امریکہ کے خللاف جاری طالبانی جہاد میں ان ممالک کی بڑی مالی خدمات ہیں پر صرف پاکستان میں امریکی مداخلت پر تنقید کی جائے گی.
تمام جہادی تنظیموں کو پی ٹی آئی کے ایک پرچم تلے جمع کیا جائے گا جس کا جھنڈا عمران خان کے پاس ہوگا اور ڈنڈا حمید گل کے پاس.
مہر بخاری ،آسما چودری ،حامد میر ،انصار عباسی ،جاوید چودری ،عرفان عباسی اور دوسرے جہادی صحافیوں کی خدمات تحریک طالبان عمران خان کے لیہ گراں قدر ہیں ایسے صحافیوں کی حوصلہ افزائی کی جائے گی.
پاکستان میں خلافت اور اسلامی طالبانی نظام نافذ کیا جائے.
ڈرون کی سپلائی لائن بن کی جائے ،پر جماعت الدعوہ ،سپاہ صحابہ ،جماعت اسلامی کی عربوں سے آنے والی سپلائی لائن جاری رہنی چاہیے کیوں کے یہ خودکش دھماکوں کے ذریے تحریک میں جان ڈالتے ہیں.
دھرنے کے آخر میں ان مجاہدین رہنماؤں کے پیغامات پڑھ کر سناے گئے جس کی بدولت پی ٹی آئ اور عمران خان آج میڈیا پر نظر آتے ہیں ،
خلیفہ پاکستان و افغانستان ملا عمر،
“آج عمران مجاہد کا دھرنا دیکھا اگرچہ اس میں بہت غیر شرعی کام ہوئے پر یہ دھرنا پاکستان اور افغانستان من طالبان کی مدد اور خلافت کے غلبے کے لیہ کیا گیا تھا جس کی میں حمایت کرتا ہوں ،میں طالبان شوریٰ کے اجلاس کی وجہ سے جو جامہ بنوری میں ہو رہا تھا کی وجہ سے شرکت نہ کر سکا ورنہ میں تو پاکستان میں آزادی سے گھومتا پھرتا ہوں ،یہ تو میرا اپنا وطن ہے —- خلیفہ پاکستان و افغانستان ملا عمر
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کمانڈر حمید گل ،
” میں اس دھرنے میں شرکت نہ کر سکا جس کا مجھے بہت افسوس ہے ،شیخ اسامہ کی شہادت کے بعد آج کل عرب مجاہدین اور طالبان کی نئی منصوبہ بندی میں مصروف ہوں ،اوپر سے کوئٹہ شوریٰ کی ذمہ داری بھی ،عمران خان میرا شاگرد ہے یہ جو کہتا ہے حقیقت میں میرے ہی الفاظ ہوتے ہیں ،اس کو میں نے ہی برین واش کیا ہے.عمران کے ذریے میں ایک جمہوری طریقے سے طالبانی انقلاب کی رہ ہموار کرنا چاہتا ہوں – طالبان کمانڈر حمید گل
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اجمل قصاب،
” میرا کیا قصور ہے ،تم لوگ مجھے کیوں بھول گئے ؟ ،میڈیا پر میری کوئی بات ہی نہیں ہوتی ،لوگ اسامہ کو ہی مجاہد کہتے ہیں میں بھی تو مجاہد ہوں ،اب تو لوگ مجھے پاکستانی بھی نہیں مانتے ،میں نے تو انہی جہادیوں کے کہنے پر سب کچھ کیا تھا پر سب نے ناظرین پھیر لیں ، مروا دیا تم سب لوگوں نے مجھے — اجمل قصاب
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دھرنے کے آخر میں جماعت الدعوہ ،سپاہ صحابہ اور جماعت اسلامی نے نیٹی جیٹی کے پل پر بحر عرب کی طرف منہ کر کے اسامہ کی غائبانہ نماز جنازہ ادا کی ، سنی تحریک کے اس نماز جنازہ کی بائیکاٹ کیا اور کہا کے ہم وہابیوں کی نمازجنازہ میں شرکت نہیں کرتے ہیں