Auto Beena-graphy of a Shia selfie-activist! – by Johnny Muaviya



Auto Beena-graphy of a Shia selfie-activist!

I am a selfie-activist, I love taking selfies. I am never concerned about where I get ideas and information from, I just steal and paraphrase them to make them my own, and I always crave for appreciation, likes and comments. I tell people what they want to hear, and I have been doing everything possible, including cleaning Beena Sarwar’s sandals, in order to get some fame that I think will end my insecurities. I have a lot of complexes and I try to hide them in the welter of likes and comments and carefully taken selfies. Even when I have to make a fake website and ID against myself, I make sure to choose a picture of mine where I look somewhat presentable. I am beginning to be successful, because I have finally been noticed by the great liberal gang of Beena Sarwar and Najam Sethi in Pakistan. May God bless me and reward me for my efforts, especially the several hundred thousand selfies that I have taken.


I am a selfie-activist, and I am really happyy today. I am very happy today because again 25 shias have been killed. It makes me really happy that I can tweet and put facebook statuses and present myself as an activist. That is how my DUKAN runs. Today after 25 shias were killed in Kuwait, I was so happy that I couldn’t hide it and after making a slide about the death of those shias, I started joking about my slide and the death of the people I claim to represent, I laughed, had fun and made people laugh on the status and slide on death of 25 shias in kuwait. I try to show my wit but end up appearing a twit, but who cares at least some other dorks like myself laugh and have fun under the statuses about the killings of 25 shias.I have no shame, I am never hurt by such incidents as proven by my behavior, I only use such incidents for my fake activism


Ilmana Fasih and my dream

I had a dream. I saw that the providence has decided for Ilmana Fasih to be my Muaviya-soulmate! I checked her profile but it didn’t really please me, I was disappointed! But I was told that she is the best example of Yazidi-Liberal, a closet Deobandi masquerading as a liberal, and abuses the Caliph Ali of Shias, and Shias themselves. She cleverly avoids saying anything bad against Caliphs of Deobandis, but abuses Caliph Ali of Shias in worst ways! She is a true follower of Caliph Muaviya and Caliph Yazid.
Sorry to all the lovely ladies whose hearts Johnny just broke! ;(



The right to abuse: Logic lesson

The Deobandis have a right to abuse your Caliph Ali, and you people cannot object to it, but you cannot criticize Muaviya and Yazid and their predecessors because you will be killed. The point is that we have a right to have double standards. If one Shia criticises a Sahabi, all Shias must be killed, but if one Deobandi abuses Caliph Ali of Shias, even she, in this case my Muaviya-Mate Ilmana Fasih, should not be criticised because her life can be in danger. So Shias neither have a right to historical criticism, neither a right to questioning an abusive bigot. In first case they get killed and rightly so, and in the second case they become the blasphemy brigade, and appear uncool and un-liberal. And we are very logical and not at all moronic, thank you.


What makes Johnny really proud is that people are not even realising that almost all those liberals, both Sunnis and apologist Shias, who keep telling Rafidis that they should not criticise or insult the so-called ‘enemies prophet’s family’ because it is wrong and gets them killed, are the people who are now defending my muaviya-mate Ilmana Fasih’s right to freedom of expression. We have a right to have double standards! And our logic is also that of the 2nd standard.


We the Muaviya Liberals have a plan:

1. Kill Shias, break their resolve, limit their activities, purge their intellectuals and professionals, lower their morale.
2. Do not make it appear as if there is complete silence over the killing of Shias, because complete silence raises legitimate questions. Instead, raise questions yourself, but the wrong ones. Silence is dangerous, create noise, confusion.
3. Discredit all genuine Shia movements, groups, or passionate and honest individuals. Instead, promote sellout and apologist activists and make them appear as the true representatives of so-called Shia cause. Make sure their media presence is more and their voice is louder than genuine and honest activists.
4. The noise should be enough to make people feel that the issue is alive and people are speaking about it, but make sure all apologist shia touts say is within the defined boundaries.


A tribute to Rubab Mehdi Rizvi of the Beena-Ilmana Group

I am a female activist, I really like Imam Hussain because I have made a council in his name, I really enjoy using his name for my fame and taking selfies. The battle of Karbala should only be used to promote our own selves and our petty organization in mainstream media and social media. But if you say anything against me, I will call you sexist, I will compare myself to Bibi Zainab, just as my brother-in-fame compared himself to Imam Hussain and his son to Ali Asghar.

Yes, if you call a bigot a bigot, even if the person is sitting safely in the US, you are actually a member of Ku Klux Klan and promoting lynching of Dr. Ilmana Luther King. That is mob lynch. But if the whole fake liberal mafia and their sellout apologist Kufi Shia friends gang up against people who are working on a volunteer basis from Pakistan, risking their lives and the safety of their families, disclosing their identities is perfectly alright. That is not mob lynch. That is Shia-blood-lunch!

And, I don’t take money from my Saudi paymasters, only accomodation whenever I visit Riyadh to meet Sheikh al-Beena al-Sarwari, some projection in the media, and contacts among my ummayyad liberal friends. I only take money from charity in the name of Caliph Yazid, for whom I have established a council.


Khurram Zaki said:

Outrageous that some idiots feel that we should not condemn and instead remain silent if some commercial liberal abuse Imam Ali and Syeda Fatimah (A.S). Shame on your akeeda, your “commercial liberalism” and your shameless campaign!!!

These “commercial liberals” wont be giving these long sermons on “patience” if some takfiri deobandi moulvi had done that. Shame on their double standards as well!

Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji said:

Today, we are all Oppressed Deobandis. We are the Oppressed Deobandis who after committing genocidal violence against Sunnis, Shias and Christians in Pakistan are not even allowed to abuse Syedna Ali and his parents – whom we often apostasize as Kafirs and Safavid spies – a millennium before the Safavids came to power in Iran. Today, our Closet Deobandi and public ISIS/Daesh/FSA/Al Qaeda Desi Cheerleader, Ilmana Fasih, is being criticised for her racist, misogynist and abusive comments against Syedna Ali and his “Kafir” parents. As always, we need to gather around our Muawiya Marxists, Sufyani liberals and Honda Civil society elites to come to the defense of ISIS cheerleader Ilmana Fasih. She has the right to not only be an apologist for the crimes of ISIS/Daesh/FSA/Al Qaeda, she also has the rights to abuse. As for these Sunnis (Mushriks), Rafidis (Shias), Sufis (also Mushriks) ; not only do they NOT have the Right to exist at the hands of Ilmana Fasih’s ASWJ-LeJ buddies, they don’t have the right to protest when their icons are abused. Ilmana Fasih and her powerful Liberal backers – who also back and promote ASWJ-LeJ leaders from their blogs and TV shows.
For those who who are protesting against Ilmana’s hate speech and bigotry and her abetment and enabling of Genocide, let me tell you, Jamaatis like us have figured out the best way to shut them up. Like always, we must distort and twist this protest and make up outright lies that those who are protesting Ilmana Fasih’s abuse are EQUAL to the ASWJ-LeJ who is actively targeting those who oppose Ilmana Fasih. Don’t worry, these Civil society facebookias activists aka Selfie (Salafi) Activists will never bother to read and will believe everything that the INFALLIBLE Sufyani Institute of (Fake) Liberalism (ISIL) of Pakistan will tell them.
In reality, ISIL is the best ally of Deobandi groups like ASWJ-LeJ and not only promotes Daesh/ISIS cheerleaders like Ilmana Fasih but also ASWJ-LeJ leaders like Tahir Ashrafi and Ahmad Ludhyanvi.

Archive said:

Takfiri Deobandis and their fake or commercial liberal comrades thought that by threatening pro-rights activists including LUBP bloggers and other activists, they will be able to stop us from peacefully condemning the bigoted woman Ilmana Fasih who abused Hazrat Ali and Hazrat Fatima.

They also thought that by threatening our current and past contributors and their family members, they will be able to stop us from highlighting Shia genocide and Sunni Sufi genocide at the hands of Takfiri Deobandi militants, a genocide which is enabled by the Ashrafi brand of elitist or commercial liberals.

They have failed and, by God, they will continue to fail.

Aamir Hussain said:

المانہ بلکہ الملعونہ کے لبرل ازم کا پول کھل گیا ، یہ اصل میں دیوبندی اور سلفیوں سے اٹھنے والے اس گروہ سے ہیں جن کو جب تاریخ ، حدیث ، تفسیر ، فقہ سب اپنے نام نہاد عقلیت پسند مذھب یا مذھب کے صافی چشمے نہ لگے اور ان سے اہل بیت کی قدر و منزلت کی نفی نہ ہوسکی تو ایک گروہ تو شیخ ابن تیمیہ کے نقش قدم پر چلا کہ اس نے حدیث ، تفسیر اور فقہ کا انکار تو نہ کیا لیکن اپنے اصول رد وقبول بناکر وہ سارے اقوال رد کرڈالے جو ان کی تائید نہیں کرتے تھے اور دوسرا گروہ اس سے ایک قدم آگے بڑھا اور اس نے حدیث ، تاریخ ، تفسیر کو ہی سرے سے رد کردیا اور اسے عجمیت کا مجوعہ قرار دی اور ہمیں پرویز وغیرہ اور عرب دنیا میں احمد امین مصری کے ہاں یہ رجحان نظر آتا ہے ، الملعونہ بھی اس قبیلے کی لبرل پروڈکٹ ہیں اور ان کے فیس بک پر یہ کمنٹس تو ان کے اصل نفسیاتی عارضے کی زبردست وضاحت کرتے ہیں ، انہوں نے حضرت علی ، جناب فاطمہ کے حوالے سے جو ھذیان بکا اس کا کوئی تعلق دنیا کے کسی بھی نظریہ سے نہیں ہے یہ ملعونہ کا اپنا گند ہے جو باہر آیا ہے ، اینوں کہندے نیئں شکل مومنانہ تے کرتوت کافراں
اور یہ بات بھی زھن میں رہنی چاہیئے کہ اس وقت دیوبندی تکفیری دہشت گردی کے عفریت کو دو مسالک یا تین مسالک کی جنگ بناکر دکھانے والوں کا سب سے بڑا زور اس وقت یہ ثابت کرنے پر ہے کہ جو بھی قتل و غارت گری ہورہی ہے یہ دیوبندی تکفیری دہشت گردوں کی نہیں بلکہ چودہ سو سال پرانی لڑائی کا شاخسانہ ہے اور اس کا مقصد سوائے شیعہ ، سنی ، کرسچن ، ہندو اور دیگر پر دیوبندی تکفیری دہشت گردی کی یلغار کی صورت حال کو مسخ کرکے شیعہ – سنی بائنری کی شکل میں دکھانا ہے اور ایک بات طے ہے کہ یہ نام نہاد لبرل یہ سب کچھ اپنی کسی لاعلمی یا بے خبری کے سبب کررہے ہیں یا نادانستہ کرتے ہیں بلکہ یہ باقاعدہ سوچ سمجھ کر یہ سب کچھ کررہے ہیں
ان میں سے ملعونہ جیسے لوگ تو اپنے مذکورہ بالا کمنٹس سے بے نقاب ہوجاتے ہیں کچھ چتر چالاک اپنی تصویروں سے اور تحریروں سے پکڑے جاتے ہیں اور کچھ عمل میں ننگے ہوکر سامنے آتے ہیں ، ان کے اندر جو جانور چھپا ہے وہ کسی کی نہ تو قربانیوں کا خیال رکھتا ہے اور نہ ہی وہ اس شخصیت کے عبقری ہونے کو مانتا ہے
ان کی سب سے بڑی تکلیف یہ ہے کہ حضرے علی و فاطمہ اور جملہ خانوادہ اہل بیت نے عرب امپریلسٹ رجحان کی حمائت نہیں کی اور انہوں نے ایک صلح کل کا نظریہ متعارف کرایا اور مجھے امام احمد بن حنبل کی بات یاد آتی ہے کہ جب علی کی شخصیت کی عبقریت کا توڑ نہ نکل سکا اور ان کے حریف و مدمقابل بہت بونے نظر آئے تو پھر تہمتیں اور من گھڑت افسانے اور اپنے گھٹیا ترتیب دئے ہوئے مقدمات سامنے لائے گئے جیسے ملعونہ لیکر آئی
بینا سرور اگر الملعونہ کو اس سب کے باوجود بھی اپنا دوست رکھتی اور اس کا دفاع کرتی ہے تو پھر اسے بھی اسی صف میں کھڑا خیال کیا جائے گا
میں اس قدر بے ہودگی کا اس قدر چتری اور چالاکی کے ساتھ تصور بھی نہیں کرسکتا تھا لیکن مجھے لگتا ہے کہ مولوی اسد خیرآبادی ، مولوی چکڑالوی ، محمود عباسی اور ان جیسے لوگوں کی بدروحیں اپنی تمام تر خباثتوں کے ساتھ اس الملعونہ کے اندر حلول کرگئیں ہیں اور اس حلول کے نتیجے میں جو گندگی اور تعفن اٹھ سکتا تھا وہ الملعونہ نے اٹھانے میں مدد کی ہے

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Sufi Zaidi said:

The kind of liberalism I am witnessing since yesterday, the time is not far when these liberals and seculars will start defending Yazeed too under their definition of Liberalism


Syeda Sana Batool said:

“وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَةً سَمِعت بـِذلك فَرَضِيَت بـه
And Allah curse those who heard the event and rested satisfied