Estrous cycles of Imran Khan -by Zulfiqar Ali
With recent swell in the belly of Tsunami (not totally without the help of NSA surrogates), IK/PTI has been persistently babbling of the ‘first ever’ intra-party elections in the history of Pakistan. Initially, I thought it was just a psychological Déjà vu. Since hysterical swell was not ebbing, I tried to see if there was a past history of similar signs and symptoms. It looked as if I was reading something from high school biology book.
As soon as spring (Easter) draws near, IK shows the tendency of proclaiming the conception of this particular procreation. However, as soon as the factual heat arrives, this concept gets aborted. It is no secret that some Non State Actors (NSA) had the urge to create a ‘third’ force in the political world of a pitiful nation, called Pakistan. For decades, they tried the formulae of bonding various existing elements to form various alliances. Unfortunately, commoners did not accept those as legitimate.
Now they wanted to use (at least appear so) socially acceptable arrangements. One night they gathered at the official residence of Shoaib Bin Aziz. Hamid Gul and ‘Kaptaan’ convinced IK to be such third force. Kaptaan prepared the initial document (from Kaptaan’s column).They tried to make Edhi the other ‘partner’. He refused. When threatened to be kidnapped for forced marriage, he flew the country. So this expected third force just became the third sex only. It claims. But, so far, has failed to create.
PTI constitution promulgated in Jan, 2001 says;
“The term of office for all the Organizations at all levels shall be four years. The process of elections of all Organizations shall be commenced one hundred and twenty days before the expiry of the term and shall be concluded thirty days before the expiry of the term. Provided that the Chairman, after consultation with the Central Executive Committee, can extend the term of office of any Organization in an emergent situation, by a period not exceeding one year.”
So elections should have been held, the latest by autumn/spring of the year2005.
On Jan 19th 2007 Daily Times published;
“LAHORE: The Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf’s (PTI) intra-party polls will be held in February and March throughout the country, and the voter list is likely to be completed by the end of January, PTI General Secretary Muhammad Amin Zaki told Daily Times”.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Interim set-up of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Sindh to hold intra-party polls in three months
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Ahsan Rashid briefs media on South Punjab visit, terms 2010 as election year for PTI.
While appearing in Luckman Mubbashar’s who on March 6th, IK said that party polls would be held in 2-3 months.
March 10 2012
ISLAMABAD: Chairman of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Imran Khan on Sunday announced that his party will launch a countrywide membership campaign within 10 days.
Addressing a news conference in Islamabad, he said PTI has set a target to make four million members in the drive, which would continue for 60 to 75 days.
As per Mike Giglio, one of IK’s ex girl friend says that during “intimate moments” he “growled like a tiger.”
I think evolution is better for all of us.
Despite LUBP’s mudslinging against Imran Khan, PPP and its dirty propagandists cannot stop PTI Tsunami.
Jeay Imran!
and u must have quacked like an ugly duckling during ur intimate momentss dear author!! bloody hell… IMRAN KHAN rocks 😉
It would be better if LUBP concentrated on quality rather than piling heaps of manure everyday.
http://tribune.com.pk/story/395264/amid-haggling-pti-delays-intra-party-elections/